I don't have children myself, but I assume that when you're buying a carseat for them, you want something that's both safe and amusing so that they will shut the fuck up on long drives. This carseat does both because it features that delightful character beloved by children everywhere: NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr.

It looked like Dale Earnhardt, Jr. might finally break free of the years-long slump he'd recently emerged from, but a couple of hard hits to the wall appear to have crushed his chances.

Over 775,000 votes were cast online to put Dale Earnhardt Jr. onto the cover of Nascar® The Game(™): Inside Line. It looks like Nascar fans aren't the tech-averse no-nothings haters think they are.

NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. isn't a car collector. He's a car hoarder. Want evidence? Just turn to Google Maps to see the smashed-up race car graveyard on his massive property outside of Mooresville, North Carolina.

Last month we told you about the North Carolina man who, on a whim, sold the hearse used for Dale Earnhardt's funeral over Craigslist for $8,800. The new owner has it on eBay for a slight markup: $1.5 million.

How much NASCAR is too much NASCAR? Get ready to find out with a Nice Price or Crack Pipe contender that'll let you argue with the judge that you weren't tailgating, you were drafting.

Fresh nuts! Get 'em while they're hot! You can own the greatest NASCAR collectors item since this piece of roundy-round merchandising.