Right now the limit to be considered drunk while driving is a blood alcohol level of 0.08. If the National Transportation Safety Board gets its way, that will change to a BAC of 0.05. That means you'll really need to watch what you drink before you drive.

Ah, a Sunday night in Montana. You know what that means? It's time to go for a drunk horse ride and then a nice drunk drive after hours of other drunk activities.

As responsible denizens of the motoring world, we do not condone drunk driving in any form. If you do get caught, the best thing to do is to clean up your act and put yourself at the mercy of the court. Or show up to defend yourself while trashed. Either or.

If you've ever been in a Walmart, then you've seen those little mobility scooters that help disabled folks get around. You've probably also wanted to steal one yourself and take a little joyride. Well, one Indianapolis-area man got drunk, stole one of those scooters, and took a joyride. For six miles.

Melbourne police heard reports of a car hooning it up with burnouts and donuts at a supermarket parking lot. When an officer arrives he finds the car wrecked, but it’s cool you guys, the driver is just ‘waiting for his mate.’

My name is Ben, and I'm an alcoholic. Ok. I'm not a real one. Those can be found at Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, admitting their powerlessness against a horrible drug and, sometimes, driving on the lawn of the AA founder's birthplace.

Sarah Richardson is a model citizen of Las Cruces, N.M. She's a beauty queen, she volunteers in the community, and she may even want world peace. But she ended up disturbing the peace the other day when she allegedly got drunk and crashed her car into a light pole.

The Colts' Reggie Wayne dropped off his 2007 Bentley at a valet in Indianapolis on Saturday night. When he went to pick up his baller status ride on Sunday morning, he found it was gone, taken, and drunk driven by the hotel's 21-year-old valet.

Leslie Richard Newton was pulled over in Florida last night for driving his grey Camaro with a traffic sign in his head. Yes, embedded in his head.