A small town Canadian Police Department made the ultimate threat to its holiday drivers: drive drunk and not only will we charge you, not only will we fine you, not only will we suspend your license, but also we will subject you to Nickelback.
A Chicago-area driver, whom police suspect was drunk (you’ll never guess HOW), crashed into a tree and wedged it into her engine bay. But instead of stopping like a normal human being might have, the trunk driver inexplicably just kept on going.
This immaculate ‘32 Ford ended up bashed in, TMZ reports because its driver, American Hot Rod star Duane Mayer, got so drunk he fell out of the driver’s seat while the car was doing 25 miles an hour.
Somehow this asshole managed to get his keys into the ignition and attempted to drive him and his girlfriend home on Saturday night in DeKalb, Illinois. The other guys at the bar laughed and videotaped him driving off... right into the path of an oncoming car.
It's Christmas Eve and that means a lot of drinking and (rather unfortunately) drunk driving. Here's a map that shows the strictest limits and the harshest, most notable punishments for the crime around the world.
...because there may well be some cops around, you just can't see 'em.
North Carolinian police released dashcam video today of a suspected burglar dragging a safe full of prescriptions drugs behind his car. I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for all of this, though.
A drunk homeless man stole and crashed an impeccably restored Ford Model A in Oregon yesterday. Amazingly, the man survived.
One child was rushed to a hospital in Texas by helicopter after a drunk mom drove a grand total of six kids home from the pool on the roof of her car.
A Chinese firefighter got drunk recently and decided he wanted to go see the countryside. He grabbed his department's shiny new truck and headed out. Things did not go well.
Somehow, I'm not exactly surprised by this one.
A drunk driver hits a sober driver, the sober driver chases the drunk who then crashes into another drunk driver, gets attacked by witnesses, and everyone gets sued for $1.6 million.
If you lose control of your car and careen into the side of a building at full speed, you wouldn't think to count yourself lucky. But what this woman didn't hit definitely puts luck on her side.
Delivery drivers who bring beer to bars are doing the lord's work. But haven't you always wanted to steal one of the trucks and all the beery deliciousness inside? Yeah, someone finally followed through with it.
Think the story of Justin Bieber drunk street racing in Miami was over? Not even slightly. So, yes, he had booze and drugs in his system. But TMZ says GPS data shows he may not have been speeding in his rented Lamborghini.
Daredevil Evel Knievel has a son Robbie. Robbie is also a daredevil. And this week Robbie was arrested for DUI in a motorhome in South Dakota after crashing into a few homes.
A reportedly intoxicated Christina Jewell, pictured, decided that her night of drunk driving wouldn't be complete without a little trip around Charlottesville, Virginia's small regional airport. Sadly for her, you can't just drive onto an airport runway. Luckily for her, car beats fence every time.