Watch This Czech Guy Narrowly Escape A Crushing Death By TrainMichael Ballaban4/25/14 10:30am453EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalink How many times are we going to have to go over this, Planet Earth? No matter how fast or drunk you may think you are, you are not going to beat a train when the gates are down. Never. Ever. So stop trying it. Especially you, guy in Rájec-Jestřebí, Czech Republic.