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    Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/16/09

    In reply to Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise
    It would probably be a lot of fun...right up to the point Sarah Connor started shooting at you.
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    04/16/09

    In reply to Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise
    Does it give handjobs too?
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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    04/16/09

    In reply to Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise
    Oh, that round thing is a speaker/camera. I was thinking that's where you put the upholstery/drapery cleaning attachment.
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    04/16/09

    In reply to Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise
    Does this outfit make my ass look big?
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    04/16/09

    In reply to Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise
    The Wrong Trousers!
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    04/16/09

    @b612markt: Nice, man.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    04/16/09

    In reply to Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise
    Chariots of you're fired.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/16/09

    In reply to Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise
    Since their stated goal is to provide mobility for people who can't stand for extended periods of time, I fail to see how forcing them to stand for extended periods of time is going to help.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/16/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: Sssshhhh!


    You're ruining the brilliance of it all! See comment immediately above yours!

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/16/09

    In reply to Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise
    Actually, you know what, maybe we're looking at this the wrong way.


    Maybe this is a good thing.


    After all, anyone who uses such devices as these, those dumbass Honda gadgets, and Segways stands little to no chance of reproductive success, thus solving the problem of lazy idiot overpopulation in a single generation.


    I'm all for that.

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/16/09

    @pauljones: Hell yes! More chlorine for the gene pool!
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/16/09

    In reply to Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise
    In about 20 years time, the technology would look like this:



    Hey, if you guys ever get this far, I'd test it. :)

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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    04/16/09

    @Mobius_1: I'm afraid this is the greater likelyhood
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/16/09

    In reply to Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise
    You say video camera in the crotch like its a bad thing.
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    04/16/09

    In reply to Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise
    Does it come with a block & tackle to allow disabled people to actually get into it?


    If this isn't a joke, I have just lost the last remaining shreds of respect I had for our species.. bring on the Vogons.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/16/09

    @Slant Saleanin, rogue potato cannon:


    No, not the Vogons. There is nothing worse than terrible poetry.

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/16/09

    @Slant Saleanin, rogue potato cannon: That hyperspace bypass is looking like a better idea every day, isn't it?
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    04/16/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: Beware of the Leopard
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    04/16/09

    In reply to Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise

    I dub the, Blue Steel!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/16/09

    @Duke Sound Vtechen of Sleepenburg: You picked a fine time to leave me, Blue Steel.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/16/09

    In reply to Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise
    Maybe they are just celebrating Orthodox April Fools.


    Also, I've seen stuff like this before. I'm not sure where...

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    Image of .357 .357
    04/16/09

    @Duke engineerd von Prandtl: WALL-E!
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/16/09

    In reply to Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise
    I have nothing to say, that is so f*cking lame.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/16/09

    In reply to Exmovere Wearable Chariot Is A Showbot In Disguise
    Just what do you think you're doing, Ray?
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