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Wierd NJ approved? Yep!
Crack pipe? Undoubtedly.
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I went to the bar on Friday, came home and the next thing I knew- I bought a broken television for $4300.00
I couldn't let my buddy get it.
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What you have here, really, is a primo Lemons entry. You might have trouble getting the seller down to $500. Then again, you could just kill him for it, or offer to fight him for it--which would, of course, be entirely consistent with the premise.
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Last I checked, there's nothing in the LeMons rules against bartering for a car.
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"You drive up to Megan Fox's driveway in your newly purchased (insert car) at the preordained time. You gently honk (if your car has a horn and it is working)."
Does she:
a)call security
b)open her curtains and take a peek
c)open her curtains and take a peek, the call security
d)open her curtains and take a peek, lets you take a peek, too
e)open her curtains and take a peek, lets you take a peek, too, then come outside and gets in your car for a night out
f)open her curtains and take a peek, lets you take a peek, too, then come outside and gets in your car for a night out and then calls security
~or~
g)open her curtains and take a peek, lets you take a peek, too, then come outside and gets in your car for a night out and then calls security to tie you up in her bed.
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-What's that?
-Its a hand grenade.
Its funnier in context, I guess. Sly Stallone in his medium-sized screen debut!