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    Las Vegas Chrysler 300 Gets "ROFL" License Plate

    Sexy Time, It's In The Bible!
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    Image of PolishDon PolishDon
    02/02/09

    In reply to Las Vegas Chrysler 300 Gets "ROFL" License Plate
    ROFL is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing


    [www.urbandictionary.com]

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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    02/04/09

    @PolishDon: Maybe you should download the sarcasm program?
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    Image of top-dead-center top-dead-center
    02/02/09

    In reply to Las Vegas Chrysler 300 Gets "ROFL" License Plate
    "ROFL" is an un-jalop license plate.


    "RTFM" is much better.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/02/09

    @top-dead-center: Or "GTFOFBK", alternatively.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    02/02/09

    @top-dead-center: I love getting .rtfd files, because although it technically means "rich text file directory", I don't think that's what it really means.
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    Image of cptgreg cptgreg
    02/02/09

    In reply to Las Vegas Chrysler 300 Gets "ROFL" License Plate
    Actually there is a deep massage techinque called Rolfing. May the owner of this plate is a massage therapist.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    02/02/09

    @cptgreg: A dyslexic massage therapist?
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Triborough Triborough
    02/02/09

    In reply to Las Vegas Chrysler 300 Gets "ROFL" License Plate
    That is a fairly old plate. Nevada went to the 3M EZ-Fake license plate system with flat plate a couple of years ago.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/02/09

    @Triborough: "Centennial 1905-2005" is also a good indicator. *grin*
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    Image of MeMikeYouNot MeMikeYouNot
    02/02/09

    @Fluffy, Pushbroom: I have the Centennial plate on my car here in Las Vegas-not the flat one since I bought it in 2004. Since about 2006, they've all been flat. I've heard there have been problems with fakes.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/02/09

    @MeMikeYouNot: Probably a good thing. What I meant was that this has to be a good four years old because of the date.
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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    02/02/09

    In reply to Las Vegas Chrysler 300 Gets "ROFL" License Plate
    Back in my day, you had to say the whole thing: ROTFL
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    02/02/09

    @Ash78: Yes, but "rot-ful" doesn't roll off the tongue as well as "ro-ful"
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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    02/02/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: Or this:


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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    02/02/09

    @Ash78:


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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    02/02/09

    @smalleyxb122: How to make ROFL Waffles:

    [www.associatedcontent.com]
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    Image of Unevolved has three moving parts. Unevolved has three moving parts.
    02/02/09

    @Ash78: I've got a "lollercaust" one I'm going to leave out for obvious reasons.
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    Unevolved has three moving parts. was starred Unevolved has three moving parts. was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    02/02/09

    @A strolling player can't find Waldo: Allow me to elaborate: [www.bizarrebids.com]
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    Image of Bräd Jöhnsön Bräd Jöhnsön
    02/02/09

    @Unevolved: Prestigious Commenter of Justice: Is it inhuman of me that I laughed at that one for about 5 minutes?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/02/09

    @Bräd Jöhnsön:
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    02/02/09

    @smalleyxb122:
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    02/02/09

    In reply to Las Vegas Chrysler 300 Gets "ROFL" License Plate
    Ah man. Last night I had to spend a good fifteen minutes explaining the meaning of "lmao" to my mother.
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    Image of RoninianHoon RoninianHoon
    12/21/08

    In reply to Sexy Time, It's In The Bible!
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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    12/19/08

    In reply to Sexy Time, It's In The Bible!
    This would make the Southern Baptists' heads asplode, just like any mention of the fact that alcohol is not condemned.
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    Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 was starred Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 was unstarred
    Image of CopterBob CopterBob
    12/18/08

    In reply to Sexy Time, It's In The Bible!
    Umm....my initital interpretation of this tag was "sexy to me"
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    CopterBob was starred CopterBob was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/19/08

    @CopterBob: Oh, like everything's about you, Bob.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    12/18/08

    In reply to Sexy Time, It's In The Bible!
    I'm surprised this made it past CO DMV people.


    However, I can pretty much guaran-fuckin'-tee that ain't gonna get made here in Texas...God's Country.


    (repeated eye-rolling)


    It's tough being an apothetic agnostic in the Bible belt...don't know, don't care.


    God-damnit, I've got fossil fuels to burn!!!

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    that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    12/18/08

    @Kelly: Would those be 10'000 year old fossils?
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    Image of Braff Braff
    12/18/08

    In reply to Sexy Time, It's In The Bible!
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    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    12/19/08

    @Ω ß®ªғғ:


    NXTL STK?


    Que?

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/19/08

    @Stoatmaster: Stick? Stink? St. Knick? I hate license plates I can't figure out.

    Nextel Stack?
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    Image of Braff Braff
    12/19/08

    @NovaloadMissesPolar: NEXTEL STOCK
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/18/08

    In reply to Sexy Time, It's In The Bible!
    Preach it!
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    Image of discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice
    12/18/08

    In reply to Sexy Time, It's In The Bible!
    I wonder where in Colorado this car is.

    And yes, there's plenty of sexy-time in the Bible:

    [www.cracked.com]
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    discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice was starred discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice was unstarred
    Image of e30 guy e30 guy
    12/18/08

    @discontinuuity: Colorado Springs is always a good guess... although I heard Focus on the Family was laying off a bunch of people.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/18/08

    @e30 guy: As long as it's not "Sexy Time - Focus On The Family", I can deal with it.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    12/18/08

    In reply to Sexy Time, It's In The Bible!
    Nude Testament.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/18/08

    @beercheck: I've missed you, beercheck.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/18/08

    @beercheck: Hah.


    Hey, anybody else noticed that Song of Solomon is the most dogeared section?

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12/18/08

    In reply to Sexy Time, It's In The Bible!
    Good stuff.
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    Pessimippopotamus was starred Pessimippopotamus was unstarred
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