For $13,000, You Will Never Lose Money On Replica

The title for today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe was pulled straight from the ad for this Mitsubishi 3000GT modified to look like a Ferrari. Lose money or not, that bold pronouncement of course leads to the question: is the price for this replica reprehensible? » 12/20/12 8:00am 12/20/12 8:00am

For $12,000, Konnichi-Want?

In West Side Story, the Jets and the Sharks, two Upper West Side gangs, rumble and explode in violent dance, while two doomed lovers try to get busy in the middle of it all. Some car makers have had similar rivalries, but as today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Nissan-powered Toyota proves, hatchets can be buried. » 12/18/12 8:00am 12/18/12 8:00am

For $600, Get A Long-Ass Probe

Ford applied the Probe name to a series of aerodynamic studies and one production series. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Probe is an odd combination of the two, but is its price more of a study in error-dynamics? » 12/14/12 8:00am 12/14/12 8:00am

For $8,000, Will This Jeep Be The Torque Of The Town?

While there's nothing more American than a Jeep, diesel engines seem more the predilection of our funny talkin' friends overseas. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Wrangler attempts to link those worlds, but is its price a bridge too far? » 12/12/12 8:00am 12/12/12 8:00am

For $3,200, Is This S-10 a Ten?

The fact that today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Chevy S-10 has a 500 CID Caddy V8 in back means that the only thing it'll haul is ass. Does its price however, mean a buyer would also be taking it, well, you know where? » 12/11/12 8:00am 12/11/12 8:00am

For $50,000, Should This Alfa Get Its Freak On?

The compound word Prototype comes from the Greek prototypon which means primitive form. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Alfa GTV is described as such a proto type, but is its price far from either pro or typical? » 12/10/12 8:00am 12/10/12 8:00am

We're Skeptical Of The One-Off Ferrari 770 Daytona

This is a rendering of the retro Ferrari 770 Daytona, designed for exotic car tuning house Milano Torino. Despite the appearance of the official Photoshop, it will not be built off an F12berlinetta. It might not be built off of anything. » 12/05/12 1:20pm 12/05/12 1:20pm

For $23,000, Who Needs Swag When You Have Lincoln Style?

Many lament that the Lincoln of today does not reflect the luxury and ostentation of the brand's great products of years past. To rectify this, perhaps the marque should look no further than today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom '78, that is of course, if its price is not equally lamentable. » 12/05/12 8:00am 12/05/12 8:00am

A Transport Fire Turned A V8-Powered E30 And RS4 Avant Into A Worthless…

When a tractor trailer blew up in his town, Dj Buttchug, of a href="">r3vlimited forum fame, wrote it off as another meth lab explosion. But a month later he noticed there was something different about that particular supposed meth lab: Its flames had torched a… » 12/03/12 3:20pm 12/03/12 3:20pm

For $6,000, Bitches Love Baskets

If your DVD collection includes Clueless, Mean Girls, and all seven seasons of the Gilmore Girls, then you will Ell-Oh-Vee-Eee, love today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Rabbit convertible. And even if you don't, you still might like this custom Vee Dub's price. » 12/03/12 8:00am 12/03/12 8:00am

For $7,995, Won’t You Take Me Down, To Funkytown

The concord grape is one of the few fruits native to North America, and a damn tasty one at that. Similarly, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Concord is a native American Motors, however will its price have you fruiting your looms? » 11/30/12 8:00am 11/30/12 8:00am

For $14,950, Shop On The Aisle Of Capri

Capri Sun is a fruity pouch drink for the kids while grownups are more likely to prefer one of those vegetable concoctions that are so good at masking a dash of vodka. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Mercury is a Capri that's definitely not for the kids, and one that apparently isn't for the seller's wife either. » 11/27/12 8:00am 11/27/12 8:00am

Three Things You Didn't Know About The World's Worst Custom Camaro ZL1

Our friends at RIDES magazine have a detailed look at the Gold 'KING ZL1' Camaro we dubbed (in a republish) the World's Worst Camaro ZL1 in their next issue. It turns out there's more to the story than we ever imagined and they were nice enough to share the information with the fans, haters, and bemused among us. — Ed. » 11/21/12 2:00pm 11/21/12 2:00pm


To be a Marquis is to be a member of the noble class of frogs. That being said, while you may not have to be a Marquis to drive today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Marquis, you will need to determine if its price reflects nobility, or perhaps no-bullshitry. » 11/21/12 8:00am 11/21/12 8:00am

This Is The World's Worst Custom Camaro ZL1

To paraphrase Rene Magritte, this is not a car. Yes, it is a Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 convertible, and it has an engine which can turn those 30-inch Forgiato gold saucers into forward motion. But the transformation by a Tampa tuning shop into what it calls the King ZL1 has placed the Camaro into the kind of debate heard… » 11/19/12 2:00pm 11/19/12 2:00pm

For $17,995, It’s The Cadillongroof

Wikipedia says the 2010 CTS Sport Wagon is the first non-hearse Caddy longroof sold in America. Elvis and today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 1972 Brougham would beg to differ, but does this yellow wagon's price also need some editing? » 11/15/12 8:00am 11/15/12 8:00am

For $4,800, This 2002 Is A Bay-Em-Wankel

Unlike Mercedes Benz and NSU, BMW never dabbled in rotary engines. That oversight is rectified by today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 2002, but will its price have you saying a little dab'll do you? » 11/14/12 8:00am 11/14/12 8:00am

For $10,000, Show Some Canadian Civic Pride

The seller of today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe first-gen Civic says he's just testing the waters with his ad. At ten grand Canadian do you think he's already gone off the deep end? » 11/12/12 8:00am 11/12/12 8:00am

This Modified Ford Thunderbird Was Handed Down Through Generations

The 1955 Thunderbird was Ford's answer to the Corvette. It had less European influence, and didn't quite obtain the same racing pedigree (and the Battlebird was pretty sweet.) It also outsold the Corvette of the era, though keeps a lower profile these days. » 11/08/12 4:30pm 11/08/12 4:30pm

For $12,500, Have I Got A Proposition For You

Retro TV shows and movie remakes are all the rage right now. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Chevy Van is a perfect set piece for re-imagining a beloved Saturday morning cartoon icon, that is if its price doesn't have you sayin' Ruh-Roh. » 11/08/12 8:00am 11/08/12 8:00am