For $3,000, Elect The Veep

Forget about who'll be Mitt Romney's running mate, because today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe contender is the only Veep that matters. Of course, that's only if you don't have to be Romney to buy it. » 6/04/12 8:00am 6/04/12 8:00am

For $6,200, go out with a bang

With Saab almost pushing up daisies - or whatever it is they push up in Sweden, it's prime time to grab a sweet Swede before they're all gone. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 1997 900 has a claimed 400bhp, meaning that grabbing it will require fast hands, but will its price grab you? » 12/23/11 8:00am 12/23/11 8:00am

For $29,995, be unable to drive 55

Known as the Red Rocker, perennially permed axe man and bon vivant Sammy Hagar famously derided the double nickle. Sporting IEATZ28 plates and painted his eponymous color, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 1979 Firebird is claimed to have once had Sammy's ass in its driver's seat. That's pretty cool, but does it also… » 11/18/11 8:00am 11/18/11 8:00am

For $1,000, have a ménage à toyota

When you were a kid you probably rode a bike, and while mastering that you rode with training wheels. Before even that, you likely rode a trike. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe MR2 custom appeals to your inner child, but will its price have you asking, are you kidding? » 7/13/11 8:00am 7/13/11 8:00am

For $10,500, What Not To Wear

If the waistband of your tighty whities advertise any designer other than Flute of the Room or possibly Hanes, then you just might have designs on today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom 733i. » 12/17/10 8:00am 12/17/10 8:00am

For $900, Your Death is Almost Certain

Call 411 on your phone and you'll get Information. That might be helpful as the first question that springs to mind about today's Olds 455-powered Nice Price or Crack Pipe 411 is WTF?! » 11/12/10 8:00am 11/12/10 8:00am

For $5,500, 1977 V8 Eclat Says Eff-You to Larded-Up Lotus Elite

Lotus is introducing an expensive new V8-engined Elite at Paris, implying the new Lotus position is bent over. However, today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Eclat gives you most of the bragging rights at a fraction of the price. » 9/24/10 8:01am 9/24/10 8:01am

For $8,000, The Z Rod Will Cure Your Loneliness

What was the best part about Dukes of Hazzard? If you said Daisy Duke, give yourself a shwing. If you said the General Lee's welded-closed door entry then check out today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom Camaro, you freak. » 9/15/10 8:00am 9/15/10 8:00am

For $11,000, This E30 Franken-Wagon has the Best of BMW Bits

In the 2009 flick Splice, two scientists discover that their monster's new genes make her ass look stingy. Today's NIce Price or Crack Pipe E30 Touring is also a piecemeal affair, but at least its DNA is all BMW. » 8/26/10 8:00am 8/26/10 8:00am

For $12,000, This Fairmont is Black to the Futura

Ford's Fox platform was the gift that keeps on giving, spawning the longest-lived Mustang ever, turbo T-birds and hot-rod Lincolns. Despite that Catholic conception rate, it all started with cars like today's NIce Price or Crack Pipe Fairmont. Sorta. » 8/25/10 8:00am 8/25/10 8:00am

For $7,200, Get a ’68 Mustang With Plenty of Pickup

While a Mustang is a pony car, it won't bring home enough hay bales to feed a real pony. That is, unless it's today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe frankenstang, but is this one's price too much hay? » 6/22/10 8:00am 6/22/10 8:00am

For $38,777, Plan Your Ferrari Shaq Attack

You probably can't guard the net like Shaqille O'Neal, and you likely wouldn't fit in his shoes. But as today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom Ferrari proves, baby you can drive Shaq's car. » 6/17/10 8:00am 6/17/10 8:00am

1989 BMW 325i Takes Vitamin E36, Costs $16,995!

Like the precedent 2002, the E30 BMW is well loved for its simple shape and honest performance. However, about today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 325i it can simply be said that its E36 transplant makes it honestly better. » 4/16/10 8:00am 4/16/10 8:00am

M3 Squared for $39,999!

If your everyday car is too dull, get a BMW 3-series. If the 3-series doesn't do the trick, get an M3. If that still leaves you hankering for more, Nice Price or Crack Pipe suggests LS. » 3/19/10 8:00am 3/19/10 8:00am

Chase the Sun in a 1980 Celica for $3,750!

Some people like their eggs sunny side up, and some like them over easy. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a second-generation Celica that let's you have it both ways. » 3/16/10 8:00am 3/16/10 8:00am

I Only Have a Corona - $3,400 Deposit!

Someday people will look back upon the Camry with fondness and desire, and when that day arrives, I hope to be long-dead. Until then, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has its predecessor for you to get all nostalgic about. » 3/11/10 8:00am 3/11/10 8:00am

Leave Your Heart in San Francisco for $14,000!

Rice-a-Roni isn't the only San Francisco treat. Nice Price or Crack Pipe has found a Chevy drop top that gives props to the city by the bay. » 11/10/09 7:00am 11/10/09 7:00am

1972 Custom Honda Roadster for $16,500!

Like Honda cars and the wind in the hair freedom an open car provides, but think the S2000 is too ungainly? Well, the circus is in town, and Nice Price or Crack Pipe isn't clowning around with today's candidate. » 7/31/09 7:00am 7/31/09 7:00am

Offend the Man in Black for a Mere $4,500!

Johnny Cash made a career out of tapping into his innermost feelings of sorrow, loneliness and moral turpitude. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a car that's all that and a bag of chips. » 7/28/09 7:00am 7/28/09 7:00am

Fifty-Fraud T-bird for an Old School $20,000!

The Stray Cats brought Rockabilly to a whole new generation of honky-tonkers and poodleskirters. Now, Nice Price or Crack Pipe brings you a Thunderbird that wants to do the same thing for their cars. » 7/27/09 7:00am 7/27/09 7:00am