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    Death Race 2000 Tribute '68 Beetle For $10,000!
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    Image of flyingstitch flyingstitch
    05/06/09

    In reply to Death Race 2000 Tribute '68 Beetle For $10,000!
    Reminds of the the '74 Road Runner "clone" I saw for sale at the side of the road--basically a repainted Satellite with a 318, 3-speed slushbox. Next to it was a Benz roadster kit riding on '71 Beetle innards.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    05/06/09

    @flyingstitch: I like this '69 better


    1969 "Road Runner"


    1969 "Road Runner"

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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    05/06/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: I should have known that was gonna collapse. Damn you, you filthy hamsters!
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Goes Like Stink Goes Like Stink
    05/06/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: is that a Slant Six?
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    05/06/09

    @Goes Like Stink: Yes. Yes it is.
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    Image of junkman junkman
    05/06/09

    In reply to Death Race 2000 Tribute '68 Beetle For $10,000!
    If it was the original movie car with David Carradine's blood stains, Roger Corman's black book of B-Movie actresses and George Barris' signature (he'll sign anything), I'd say nice price. This thing is just crackalicious.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    05/06/09

    In reply to Death Race 2000 Tribute '68 Beetle For $10,000!
    Are those Jersey plates on this thing? If so, it goes a long way toward explaining it's existance.


    Wierd NJ approved? Yep!


    Crack pipe? Undoubtedly.

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    05/06/09

    In reply to Death Race 2000 Tribute '68 Beetle For $10,000!
    The links seem to be broken:-(
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/06/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: So is the car.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    05/06/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: Fixed that for ya.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    05/06/09

    @Graverobber: Thanks. I don't know who's smoking more crack, the guy who built it, or the guy who put a $10k price tag on it.
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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    05/06/09

    In reply to Death Race 2000 Tribute '68 Beetle For $10,000!
    Do drunk people still buy stupid shit on eBay at 4:00 am?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/06/09

    @Tiberiuswise:
    I went to the bar on Friday, came home and the next thing I knew- I bought a broken television for $4300.00


    I couldn't let my buddy get it.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/06/09

    In reply to Death Race 2000 Tribute '68 Beetle For $10,000!
    Crack. I don't say that often, but this is crack.


    What you have here, really, is a primo Lemons entry. You might have trouble getting the seller down to $500. Then again, you could just kill him for it, or offer to fight him for it--which would, of course, be entirely consistent with the premise.

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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    05/06/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: $500 and a kilo.


    Last I checked, there's nothing in the LeMons rules against bartering for a car.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    05/06/09

    In reply to Death Race 2000 Tribute '68 Beetle For $10,000!
    The prefect LeMons vehicle. Too bad that you'll have to sell off $9,500 worth of awesome to get it down to its fighting weight. But then you'll just be driving a naked Beetle floor pan.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/06/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Which, that naked Beetle floor pan could make for some LeMons fun, too.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    05/06/09

    @engineerd: I believe that could be found readily for less than $500. You'd certainly want a full birdcage rollbar set up for that, and to keep the pan from folding up on you on its own.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/06/09

    In reply to Death Race 2000 Tribute '68 Beetle For $10,000!
    I think I'll use Jeremy Clarkson's Cool-o-meter but with the Jalop twist.


    "You drive up to Megan Fox's driveway in your newly purchased (insert car) at the preordained time. You gently honk (if your car has a horn and it is working)."


    Does she:

    a)call security

    b)open her curtains and take a peek

    c)open her curtains and take a peek, the call security

    d)open her curtains and take a peek, lets you take a peek, too

    e)open her curtains and take a peek, lets you take a peek, too, then come outside and gets in your car for a night out

    f)open her curtains and take a peek, lets you take a peek, too, then come outside and gets in your car for a night out and then calls security

    ~or~

    g)open her curtains and take a peek, lets you take a peek, too, then come outside and gets in your car for a night out and then calls security to tie you up in her bed.

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    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/06/09

    @Mobius_1: If g), NICE PRICE
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    05/06/09

    In reply to Death Race 2000 Tribute '68 Beetle For $10,000!
    Best line from the movie:


    -What's that?
    -Its a hand grenade.


    Its funnier in context, I guess. Sly Stallone in his medium-sized screen debut!

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