• cougar ace

    Cougar Ace Mazdas Face The Crusher, We Cry

    We thoroughly enjoyed Joshua Davis' thrilling tale of the salvage operation of the Cougar Ace — a subject we've covered on these pages more than once. Finally, we've now got the answer to the question of what you do with a boat-wrecked shipment of Mazdas. You take the 4,700 formerly brand-new automobiles and send 'em to the crusher. Although we knew this already, we still think they could have at least sent them out to hoons like us as, after all, it's not like we're the types to really give a damn about a warranty. Or they could have started the "Shipwrecked Mazda Cup." They could've done something epic, but no, they shredded up all those poor little zoom-zoom'ers for scrap. Damn you, Mazda! Damn you and your silly liability insurance concerns and your million-man attorney army. [WSJ via CarDomain]

    10:00 AM on Wed Apr 30 2008
    By Mark Arnold
    3,688 views, 53 comments

    Latest by G for GRENADE: I live in Portland, and a buddy of mine wanted me to go with him to watch these getting crushed more »

  • porsche carnage

    Supposed Artist Cubes Porsche 911

    "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
    I have no context or info on this as my German is not yet good enough and the shock would have prevented translation anyway. Apparently the leftover 997 cube went on display in Bregens last October. May the artist involved be sent to the ring of hell where you are repeatedly dipped in piping hot 10W40. We've been seeing far too much Verstoemmelung in the last few days. When will the chain of violence end? More »

    12:08 PM on Mon Sep 3 2007
    By bwojdyla
    2,539 views, 51 comments

    Latest by skierpage: It's ironic to see car fans who presumably believe mass-produced bits of metal can be ART, turn around and denigrate more »

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