Ever had a strange desire to get stuck on a floating metropolis with a television personality? Would you jump at the chance to meet Richard Rawlings, a rhinestone-studded Miller Lite can in human form? Well, have I found the cruise for you.
“Once we’re in international waters, every woman on the ship gets to make love to whoever she wants,” Sean David Morton said, with a wink.
More than 100 miserable vacationers spent a large part of the last two weeks puking and shitting themselves at sea, the Centers for Disease Control confirmed Monday, after an outbreak of norovirus ravaged Celebrity Cruises' Infinity ship.
GTFO, Blake Lively—there is no better Best Life candidate than 86-year-old widow Lee Wachtstetter, who has been a permanent resident of a luxury cruise ship for nearly 7 years.
Royal Caribbean's new Quantum-class cruise ship will feature bumper cars, for the first time ever on a cruise ship. That's the important part. For Jalops, anyways.