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Sun Nov 22
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11/16/09
I'm surprised remote door locks aren't on the list. I haven't seen anyone without one that isn't driving a rental car in years. #cartech
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11/13/09
So what does the "divide by zero" button do? #cartech
11/14/09
However, it should be noted that, in testing, the resulting infinite improbability sometimes turned the driver into a peach. But, BMW's technicians are aware of the issue and are working to resolve it as soon as possible. #cartech
11/14/09
The possibilities are infinite...
/math nerd #cartech
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11/15/09
Well, okay, I took some asymptotic poetic license... ;-) #cartech
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11/13/09
Oh, and why can't people knee drive with a stick shift? Pfffttt, rookies! #cartech
11/13/09
DVD? Leather? F-that, it's gonna get screwed up anyways!
And automatics? Ich... #cartech
11/13/09
God DAMN I can see why Americans are getting fat lazy and stupid the GODDAM DVD PLAYERIS RIGHT THE FUCKT THELRE;\
GETTING PISSED CANT TIPE. #cartech
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You're overlooking the fact that many TV and DVD functions can ONLY be accessed via the remote(s). #cartech
11/13/09
An electrically, not vacuum, actuated cruise. It's bitchin', even though it's 15 years old, and I've used it more in the 9 months I've had this car than in all the cars previous, all of which had vacuum cruise, combined.
Leather seats. Kinda requires A/C in most climates, but nice. I likes early-80's GM velour benches, but only if I'm feeling like captain of said yacht.
Sunroof...mine now requires a hand to help it close, or tilt up, and I'm fine with that. Wish it were glass, not metal, but hey, it's a sub-$3K car...it works, I'm happy.
Automatic...kinda required for my screwed up left leg, so.... At least mine is sans lockup converter, so one less piece to fail.
In-car nav?! Nice, but my Garmin is easily updated, and when new features appear, I'm not stuck in 2002 (like with my wife's RX300). This kinda makes me 5/10, but it's not attached.
I wish for "air conditioned" leather seats in my next ride.
Wife's car is 7/10, which is fine by me. Don't know anyone who'd use DVD in the rear seat, don't know enough people, period, to have a third row, and I didn't want that ride to have a trailer hitch.
One last thing...while I have interval wipers, and the OEM 86% coverage single wiper blade, Mercedes engineers, rain intensity is variable and interval speed should be, too.
11/13/09
The most important feature unfortunately car mfs don't offer is this. For all the people that annoy me in my car. #cartech
11/13/09
11/13/09
AWD can be nice, but it's generally not necessary particularly if you have a FWD car. Most people who think they need it almost never use it. And I've seen people who've managed to get stuck even with AWD.
Most people don't need trailer hitches or third row seats. It's like overbuying at Costco. People think they need all that excess but in reality they end up taking advantage of it once, maybe twice a year.
Automatics are convenient, plain and simple. Especially for Americans who seem to consider their cars extensions of their living rooms. Hence the need for the entertainment systems. But then, automatics are becoming increasingly popular in Europe as well. They generally avoided them because they were a pricey option, but that's not so much the case anymore. And then there's the ego to factor into the equation. But I do like a good manual transmission myself.
I was never a fan of sunroofs, especially the gigantic, heavy, glass canopies becoming popular.
As for in-car navigation systems, while the integrated functionality is very nice, I tend to find them quite lacking compared to standalone GPS devices. And I can't stand the clutter those systems add to the dashboard, all the extra buttons and this big, distracting screen constantly demanding the drivers attention.
Well, automotive technology seems to be heading in one direction, towards cars that drive themselves. And at that point cars really will be an extension of your home. #cartech
11/13/09
On an interesting note, when I was living in Taiwan I encountered taxi drivers with in car televisions on a regular basis. And on a fairly regular basis they'd enjoy a movie while driving around in heavy traffic. I remember this one time this guy was really into U-571; I was just waiting for him to rear-end someone. #cartech
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Seriously though, knobs rule. #cartech
11/13/09
4...not loud enough to actually hear while in-motion. 5...too loud to have casual conversation...but I want to hear if any traffic pops up. #cartech
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Bupkis. #cartech
11/13/09
Just think, it's only a matter of time until your choices are voice controlled volume or an iPod-esque touch screen. Just don't hit a bump while adjusting the volume...
As for tuning, knobs are by far the best, but seek functions are pretty useful too. I like to have both, just in case. Tuning buttons alone would be hell.
#cartech
11/13/09
11/13/09
The Honda Fit, however, doesn't have a seperate knob for the tuning. It's very annoying.
Someone else already mentioned this, but the knobs should be the click-y type coughtoyotayariscough. #cartech
11/13/09
I especially enjoyed the FWD and DVD blurbs. #cartech
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Also, it's saying something when I like the 4WD blurb and I own a Colorado 4WD that's never seen more than 10 miles of unpaved road ever. #cartech
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It's my first car with heated seats, and the wife REALLY digs them. #cartech
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My Fiero has (non-functional) cruise control, and a sunroof.
My XJ-S has (also non-functional) cruise control, a sunroof, and leather seats.
My Checker has an automatic transmission.
None of my vehicles have heated seats, third row seats, DVD entertainment, or navigation. #cartech