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    Toyota Crown Majesta Trim Unveiled For JDM

    Toyopet Crown For 1963, Now With More Toyoglide!

    Forget That Crass Mitsubishi Debonair In The 1971 Toyota Crown

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    PCH, Japanese Nostalgia Edition: 1969 Toyota Crown or 1959 Datsun 1000?

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/01/09

    In reply to Toyota Crown Majesta Trim Unveiled For JDM
    I had a Vibrant Clarity design standard, but found that Dull and Hazy, particularly when alcohol induced, is a better way to live life. People lower their expectations of me and just pass me off as another slacker, which is perfect for my plans of taking over Detroit and then...THE WORLD!


    Muwahahahahaha!

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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/01/09

    In reply to Toyota Crown Majesta Trim Unveiled For JDM
    Can't sleep? This is for you. It's the same Toyota sleeping pills, now in the form of cars. Guarantied to get you to sleep faster than any other sleep medicine. (WARNING, do not drink any Jalopnik related alcoholic beverage while consuming medicine. Do not operate any fast or interesting machinery while under the influence of Toyota.)
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    04/01/09

    @.357:Half Man-Half Amazing: The bland is so powerful.


    oh

    im suddenly

    very

    sleepy..


    so very sleepy.


    SHIT. This was supposed to be a joke post but this fucking car is actually putting me to sleep!!!

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    04/01/09

    In reply to Toyota Crown Majesta Trim Unveiled For JDM
    "19 channel amplifier and 20 speakers."
    I have two surround sound systems. Take those, add up all the discarded cheap computer speakers in the closet, and I still don't think I have 20 speakers in my entire house.
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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    04/01/09

    In reply to Toyota Crown Majesta Trim Unveiled For JDM
    I'll need to drink 2 bottle of Crown Royal to make that car look good
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/01/09

    In reply to Toyota Crown Majesta Trim Unveiled For JDM
    Doesn't work as well as I was hoping for the anal game.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    04/01/09

    @Leeeeena is patiently awaiting Jalopnik Platinum: I think I need to put a really thick coat of wax on the front of my Ram. Glad I sold the Probe, though.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/01/09

    @Alfisted: Anal Avalanche is pretty terrible too.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    04/01/09

    @Leeeeena is patiently awaiting Jalopnik Platinum:


    It really only works well with Ford.


    You know if you take that link out of your post it totally changes my preception of you.

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/01/09

    @aSoundofSleep has 24/7 access to Wes's Ass-Cam: Only works well with Ford?!


    Horse hockey! I beg to differ!


    Anal Rodeo? Anal Amigo? Anal Trooper? Anal Hombre?

    Anal Tundra? Anal Titan? Anal Armada? Anal Pathfinder?

    Anal Blazer? Anal Jimmy? Anal Canyon? Anal Envoy?

    Anal Insight? Anal Highlander? Anal Lancer? Anal Carisma?

     Reply
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/01/09

    @aSoundofSleep has 24/7 access to Wes's Ass-Cam: Does it really? For the better or worse? Maybe I should spring for Jalopnik Gold so I can edit it.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/01/09

    @aSoundofSleep has 24/7 access to Wes's Ass-Cam:


    The fact that there was a link, which doesn't show up on the mainpage, definitely changed my perception.


    You have to love a girl that can hold her own with even our dirty Jalopnik minds. I'd give her a heart click again, if I could.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/01/09

    @Leeeeena is patiently awaiting Jalopnik Platinum:


    For the better.


    We guys tend to have pretty damn dirty minds, and our humor often follow suit. We rarely, if ever, mean anything of what we often callously say in that regard. Nevertheless, we still get smacked (if we're lucky) or kicked in the balls (if we're not so lucky) for even saying anything.


    That there is the occasional girl that can hold her own with out humor is both cool and amusing.

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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    04/01/09

    @Leeeeena is patiently awaiting Jalopnik Platinum:


    With out a doubt, for the better.
    For your dollar there is no better chick than one that advertises anal.


    @ A Stroling Player: It works well with Ford because all of their vehicles work.

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/01/09

    @pauljones-Fresh Out of April Sarcasm: Dude, check out her website. She's not a bridge troll either. Totally wasn't expecting that.


    What did my grandmother always say?


    "Cool girls tend to be ugly, Wrx. Look at me, I'm awesome as shit, but totally saggy. A girl's coolness is inversely proportional to their looks. Every time. Done."


    I guess Leeeeena makes my sainted grandmom wrong. What a bitch.

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/01/09

    @aSoundofSleep has 24/7 access to Wes's Ass-Cam: I've studied this at length in the past...
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/01/09

    @wrx-fuckingTyrannosaurusWrx: LOL, you guys crack me up. I love y'all dirty raunchy bastards.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/01/09

    @Leeeeena is patiently awaiting Jalopnik Platinum: Found it!


    "Besides

    Anal Probe (obvious),

    Anal Escape

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    Anal Ranchero (sounds pretty brokeback to me)


    Anal Mystique

    Anal Sable

    Anal Marauder

    Anal Villager

    Anal Topaz

    Anal Mountaineer


    Anal Town Car

    Anal Blackwood

    Anal Zephyr


    ...but why limit it to Ford!


    Anal Vibe

    Anal Matrix

    Anal Horizon

    Anal Charger

    Anal Challenger

    Anal Ram

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    Anal Starlet

    Anal Corona

    Anal Tundra

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    This is why we can't allow alphanumeric designations on our cars, damnit!"


    Plushroom reminded me of the "Anal Raider", the successor to the "Anal Mighty Max". Also don't forget the Estima Lucida G Luxury Joyful Anal Canopy!

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/01/09

    @A strolling player is: Gold Member!: Damn, dude, that's some crazy list! I love playing this game on long drives in traffic :)
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/01/09

    @Leeeeena is patiently awaiting Jalopnik Platinum: Before we had nice booze, before we had Megan Fox, this was the COTD trophy awarded abgwin back in the day whenever it was. Handcrafted over some minutes! From memory!
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/01/09

    @A strolling player is: Gold Member!: I remember that! And you're neglecting the other markets:


    Anal Pajero

    Anal Punto

    Anal Delta

    Anal Musa

    Anal Mito

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    Anal Octavia

     Reply
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/01/09

    @Syrax - Platinum Jalop: Anal Vue.


    /That's all I got.

     Reply
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/01/09

    @pauljones-Fresh Out of April Sarcasm: Succinctness is an art.
     Reply
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/01/09

    @pauljones-Fresh Out of April Sarcasm: You guys should look at other forms of transportation too. Motorhomes are a gold mine.


    Anal Safari Trek Double Slide Out

    Anal Funrunner

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    Anal Hideout

    Anal Viking

     Reply
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/01/09

    @Leeeeena is patiently awaiting Jalopnik Platinum:

    That reminds me! No keicars? Gross oversight. Observe:


    Anal Move

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    Anal Beat

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    Anal Super Carry, and its English twin the Anal Rascal!

     Reply
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    04/01/09

    In reply to Toyota Crown Majesta Trim Unveiled For JDM
    No more V12? The Crown no longer has a reason to exist.
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    Paul Y. don't drive too fast. was starred Paul Y. don't drive too fast. was unstarred
    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/01/09

    @TV's Paul Y.: This is another type of Crown. Like Celica and Supra. The V12 model frozen in time still exists. Just like the G Class. It is there if you want it. So comforting.
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    Image of Gearhead's Garage Gearhead's Garage
    04/01/09

    @TV's Paul Y.:
    The V-12 comes in the Century, a.k.a. "The Japanese Chrysler Imperial"


    [upload.wikimedia.org]

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    Image of Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish! Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish!
    04/01/09

    @Gearhead's Garage: By "Japanese Chrysler Imperial," do you mean it's been banned from 99% of demo derbies over there?


    In all seriousness, I would totally bring one of those over on the DOT's "show and display" waiver.

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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    04/01/09

    @Gearhead's Garage: Oh, you're right. My brain locked up.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    04/01/09

    In reply to Toyota Crown Majesta Trim Unveiled For JDM
    mirrors not on hood?

    NOT JDM!
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/01/09

    In reply to Toyota Crown Majesta Trim Unveiled For JDM
    Am I the only one that finds this to be more visually appealing than the Lexus LS460?
     Reply
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/01/09

    @pauljones-Fresh Out of April Sarcasm: If appealing means blandtastic, yes. I think the LS is the best one around when it comes to design. The S-Class is hideous along with the the 7er. The A8 is not bad, but it's a little played out. You're left with the XJ (not that good since the refresh) and the Quattroporte (sex on wheels, but almost out of the market).
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/01/09

    @pauljones-Fresh Out of April Sarcasm: *cricket, cricket*


    I'll take that as a yes.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/01/09

    @Syrax - Platinum Jalop: Dammit, you posted just as I cricketed myself!


    Wait, that just sounds kind of wrong, doesn't it.


    I like the Jag a lot, and the refresh did little other than change the grill pattern and get rid of the hood ornament. If I had the money, I would custom order one with the engine found in the new XF.


    I like the Audi, too, but like you said, two Transporter movies later it is a little played out.


    The Quattroporte is indeed the sexiest of them all, and I am surprised that I don't see more of them. They are more expensive than the Jag or the Lexus, but they are right on par with the Audi, Mercedes, and BMW.

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/01/09

    @pauljones-Fresh Out of April Sarcasm: From what we read here everyday it couldn't be righter.


    They changed the XJ's bumper a lot. it looks weird.





    Damn, those wheels are nice!


    I thought the QP was badly placed among the W12 A8 and the S63/65 and S600. Checking MB's site I saw the S63 starting at US$131k. I had no idea that having an ugly car was that expensive. QP is a bargain.

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/01/09

    In reply to Toyota Crown Majesta Trim Unveiled For JDM
    No Lucida G Luxury Joyful Canopy version for this one? Shame.
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