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Toyota Crown Majesta Trim Unveiled For JDM
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Sun Dec 6
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04/01/09
Muwahahahahaha!
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oh
im suddenly
very
sleepy..
so very sleepy.
SHIT. This was supposed to be a joke post but this fucking car is actually putting me to sleep!!!
04/01/09
I have two surround sound systems. Take those, add up all the discarded cheap computer speakers in the closet, and I still don't think I have 20 speakers in my entire house.
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It really only works well with Ford.
You know if you take that link out of your post it totally changes my preception of you.
04/01/09
Horse hockey! I beg to differ!
Anal Rodeo? Anal Amigo? Anal Trooper? Anal Hombre?
Anal Tundra? Anal Titan? Anal Armada? Anal Pathfinder?
Anal Blazer? Anal Jimmy? Anal Canyon? Anal Envoy?
Anal Insight? Anal Highlander? Anal Lancer? Anal Carisma?
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The fact that there was a link, which doesn't show up on the mainpage, definitely changed my perception.
You have to love a girl that can hold her own with even our dirty Jalopnik minds. I'd give her a heart click again, if I could.
04/01/09
For the better.
We guys tend to have pretty damn dirty minds, and our humor often follow suit. We rarely, if ever, mean anything of what we often callously say in that regard. Nevertheless, we still get smacked (if we're lucky) or kicked in the balls (if we're not so lucky) for even saying anything.
That there is the occasional girl that can hold her own with out humor is both cool and amusing.
04/01/09
With out a doubt, for the better.
For your dollar there is no better chick than one that advertises anal.
@ A Stroling Player: It works well with Ford because all of their vehicles work.
04/01/09
What did my grandmother always say?
"Cool girls tend to be ugly, Wrx. Look at me, I'm awesome as shit, but totally saggy. A girl's coolness is inversely proportional to their looks. Every time. Done."
I guess Leeeeena makes my sainted grandmom wrong. What a bitch.
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"Besides
Anal Probe (obvious),
Anal Escape
Anal Explorer
Anal Excursion
Anal Expedition
Anal Ranger
Anal Contour
Anal Fusion
Anal Fiesta
Anal Focus
Anal Flex
Anal Freestyle
Anal Tempo
Anal Cobra
Anal Windstar
Anal Ranchero (sounds pretty brokeback to me)
Anal Mystique
Anal Sable
Anal Marauder
Anal Villager
Anal Topaz
Anal Mountaineer
Anal Town Car
Anal Blackwood
Anal Zephyr
...but why limit it to Ford!
Anal Vibe
Anal Matrix
Anal Horizon
Anal Charger
Anal Challenger
Anal Ram
Anal Rampage
Anal Starlet
Anal Corona
Anal Tundra
Anal Titan
Anal Armada
Anal Golf
Anal Rabbit
Anal Canyon
Anal (Trail)Blazer
Anal Fit (or Anal Jazz)
Anal Pilot
Anal Ridgeline
Anal Frontier
Anal Pathfinder
Anal Lancer
Anal Eclipse
Anal Mirage
Anal Stealth
Anal Cutlass
Anal Aurora
Le Anal Sabre
Anal Skylark
Anal Sunfire
Anal Jimmy
Anal Envoy
Anal Galant
Anal Legend
Anal Vigor
Anal Durango
Anal Aspen (ass pen?!)
Anal Highlander
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Anal Odyssey
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Anal Rodeo
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Anal Trooper
Anal Passport
Anal Hombre
Anal Hummer
damnAnalElantra™
Anal Rio
Anal Accord
Anal Prizm
Anal Tracker
Anal Swift
Anal Metro
Anal Impulse
Anal Pulsar
Mysterious Anal Utility Wizard
Anal Element
Anal Firebird
Anal Solstice
Anal Sky
Anal Speedster
Anal Torrent
Anal Commander
Anal Dictator
Anal President
Anal Equinox
Anal Commodore
This is why we can't allow alphanumeric designations on our cars, damnit!"
Plushroom reminded me of the "Anal Raider", the successor to the "Anal Mighty Max". Also don't forget the Estima Lucida G Luxury Joyful Anal Canopy!
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Anal Pajero
Anal Punto
Anal Delta
Anal Musa
Anal Mito
Anal Brera
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Anal Fabia
Anal Octavia
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/That's all I got.
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Anal Safari Trek Double Slide Out
Anal Funrunner
Anal Holiday Rambler
Anal Revolution
Anal Sportsmen
Anal Hitchhiker
Anal Adventurer
Anal Hideout
Anal Viking
04/01/09
That reminds me! No keicars? Gross oversight. Observe:
Anal Move
Anal Midget
Anal Beat
Anal Life
Anal Today
Anal Fellow Max
Anal Zest
Anal Sumo
Anal Cappuccino
Anal MightyBoy
Anal Town Box
Anal Super Carry, and its English twin the Anal Rascal!
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The V-12 comes in the Century, a.k.a. "The Japanese Chrysler Imperial"
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In all seriousness, I would totally bring one of those over on the DOT's "show and display" waiver.
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NOT JDM!
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Wait, that just sounds kind of wrong, doesn't it.
I like the Jag a lot, and the refresh did little other than change the grill pattern and get rid of the hood ornament. If I had the money, I would custom order one with the engine found in the new XF.
I like the Audi, too, but like you said, two Transporter movies later it is a little played out.
The Quattroporte is indeed the sexiest of them all, and I am surprised that I don't see more of them. They are more expensive than the Jag or the Lexus, but they are right on par with the Audi, Mercedes, and BMW.
04/01/09
They changed the XJ's bumper a lot. it looks weird.
Damn, those wheels are nice!
I thought the QP was badly placed among the W12 A8 and the S63/65 and S600. Checking MB's site I saw the S63 starting at US$131k. I had no idea that having an ugly car was that expensive. QP is a bargain.
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