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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/13/09

    In reply to Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt
    The nose is from a morbidly obese Fusion. The tail is from a morbidly obese Insight. The cupholders are for a morbidly obese demographic.
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    Image of new22003 new22003
    10/13/09

    In reply to Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt
    Damn that's an ugly car. Were stylists even involved in the design?
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    Image of zeeboid zeeboid
    10/13/09

    In reply to Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt
    can't we just call it "Honda Accord Hatchback"?
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment zeeboid was starred zeeboid was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/13/09

    @zeeboid: Or "Wagon", even.
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    Image of FĐŻeeMan FĐŻeeMan
    10/13/09

    In reply to Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt
    You got Honda badges on my X6!
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    10/13/09

    In reply to Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt

    Hey, Honda!
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/13/09

    In reply to Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt
    This baby's got back.

    The real news is that there aren't multiple restraining orders keeping Roy from within 200 yards from any auto's aft areas. Not that it would do much good...
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    Image of jark jark
    10/13/09

    In reply to Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt
    It looks like an Accord to me.
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    c0de promoted this comment jark was starred jark was unstarred
    Image of wheatieboy wheatieboy
    10/13/09

    In reply to Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt
    Dear Automakers of the world. There are five different kinds of consumer cars:

    1. Sedan
    2. Coupe
    3. Wagon
    4. Sports car
    5. Minivan

    Please for the love of God, stop trying to put all of them in one vehicle!

    An automobile should be dedicated to serving its one purpose as well as it can. Attempting to make vehicles that can sort of do lots of things results in the abortion pictured above.

    /end rant
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    Tanshanomi promoted this comment Edited by wheatieboy at 10/13/09 1:13 PM wheatieboy was starred wheatieboy was unstarred
    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    10/13/09

    @wheatieboy: Roadsters are a lie! Convertibles are a lie! THERE IS NO DROPTOP!

    /end loosely-derived Logan's Run rant
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    Image of wheatieboy wheatieboy
    10/13/09

    @Tanshanomi: I figured that convertible options for sedan/coupe/sports car were sort of implied.
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    Image of Z71 Z71
    10/13/09

    In reply to Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt
    "Well son, when a Civic loves a Pilot very much, sometimes they like to. . . ."
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    Image of twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight) twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight)
    10/13/09

    In reply to Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt
    Honda. Your designers. Kill them. Firing isn't enough. They must never be allowed to wield a pencil. In fact, cut their hands off first, then kill them. Burn their hands in an incinerator. Then shoot each designer in the head, preferably execution-style. Bury their remains in concrete, and use the concrete to build a warning monument to never build shit like this again.
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    OldeEnglishD promoted this comment twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight) was starred twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight) was unstarred
    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    10/13/09

    @twitchykun (Level 1 Jalop-Knight): No you don't understand, it's just a bad photo. When you see it in person you will like it!

    /PR talk
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    Image of twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight) twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight)
    10/13/09

    @OldeEnglishD: Oh, I shall not spare their PR staff. First off, their vocal cords shall be severed from their necks. Ripped out with the bare hands of Steven Segal.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    10/13/09

    In reply to Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt
    I will say this, it makes the X6M look a whole lot better, given this as a reference point.
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    10/13/09

    In reply to Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt

    Why does Honda mock me so?
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    10/13/09

    @Number_Six: Sir! Everyone knows that the Panamera is the Official hatchback of Notre Dame.
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    10/13/09

    @snapoversteer should STFU because: Honda then is a pale imitation and as such more upsetting to Monsieur Quasimodo.
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    10/13/09

    In reply to Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt
    At least they can use this design feature in their advertisements:

    "Honda Crosstour, a larger ass than Michael Moore"
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    10/13/09

    In reply to Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt
    Hey, don't get me wrong, I like, um, "healthy,"—in women and in cars—but there is both attractive-large and ugly-large. For example, a while back I referred to the 370Z roadster as "bulbous but hot," and compared it to "a plus-size lingerie model."* That's the attractive-large. At the opposite extreme, the Crosstour is big like Divine. Perhaps they should call it the Crossdresser.

    *[jalopnik.com]
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/13/09

    In reply to Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt
    Be sure to get report from Mr. Wert on the underside also. Mr. Flick is particularly interested in that.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    10/13/09

    @skaycog: I gotta be me.
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