Traffic cops in in New Delhi, India have begun issuing traffic tickets based on images uploaded to their Facebook page by tattletale motorists. There are so many posts police have two full-time staffers combing through submissions, hunting down legit violations.

Half Life's Gordon Freeman doesn't talk much, but he's pretty good at braining enemies with a crow bar. One gamer's frustration at having his car repeatedly broken into resulted in this Half Life-inspired note to would-be thieves. NSFW words.

This delicate flower is Chandra Reed, 23, of Mesa, Arizona. Police responded to her boyfriend's call claiming she'd broken the windows out of his car with a dog leash. She allegedly answered the door nude, holding a can of beer.

A lunatic bashed through fences at Nigeria's Calabar International Airport and crashed (well, wedged) his car under a passenger airliner, claiming he was sent by Jesus. Nobody was injured, but a young passerby did comment "Nice stance, yo." [DailyMail]

48-year-old Randy Sipple was so angry at a fellow motorist, he decided to up the road-rage ante by throwing a pick-axe through the back window of a car. No surprise it happened in middle-of-nowhere, Ohio. [Local12]

Mark Grgurich, 54, of Des Moines was killed cycling in rural Iowa when a speeding truck slammed into him, then sped away from the scene. Police recovered this partial logo and are asking for help identifying it. Updated.

Federal Way Police Chief Brian Wilson has apologized for hitting a parked car while checking his Blackberry. The irony here? Washington state was the first to enact anti-texting laws. More ironic? No charges are planned.

Authorities in Utah captured the three fugitive executives of Legacy Auto Sales and recovered some of the 81 cars stolen from their dealership as part of a plan to auction them off for personal profit.