Head, Chainsaw Found Lying Around On Coke Street

Lest you think all the decapitation action is going down overseas, police in Houston discovered a "head and an arm" in a black trash bag in a yard on a street called Coke. Next to the bag was a chainsaw. (Yes, it's an honest-to-goodness Texas chainsaw massacre. Take a moment to get all your Leatherface ya-yas out.) » 5/17/11 2:41am 5/17/11 2:41am

Mother Tasered Twice By Cops After Leaving Baby In Car While She Went…

Ashley Agerenza tried to take her seven-month-old baby into Extreme Tan and Smoothies (real place) with her, only to find that infants weren't welcome. So she did what any desperately pale mother would do: locked that baby in the car by herself with the engine running, attacked the cop who tried to arrest her for… » 2/15/11 8:30pm 2/15/11 8:30pm