You like old cars. You're mildly insane. Good news! We can help. Robert Brockway of Cracked.com took a deep look inside his navel and wrote this irreverent guide to old cars for the whackjob in all of us. —Ed.

As part of an in-depth look at NASCAR's "martyr" approach to safety (One famous person must die to get each safety measure adopted), Cracked put together this diagram explaining exactly how to win in NASCAR. [via Cracked]