That's a laser beam straight piece of road. This Piero Taruffi wannabe achieved stratospheric levels of failure with this wreck.
Wonder if he'd sell me the engine? It would be a great addition to my Miata. #carcrashes
"Better even than the pics, or the fact that this guy fled, is the article from a local Seattle affiliate that describes this as a $117K Gran Turismo. Clearly, it's a significantly less valuable Maserati Coupe."
Awww. It's like saying "Oh it's not as bad as Gisele Bündchen dying. It was just Kathy Ireland!"
*for the record, I'd prefer Kathy Ireland. #carcrashes
@Pessimippopotamus: You'd prefer her to die or prefer her for whatever it is that floats your boat? Because I'd be happy with either for either and the other for the other. #carcrashes
Fleeing the scene of an accident is a misdemeanor in most places. Legally, it's advisable to flee the scene if you get into a single car accident while driving while intoxicated. The penalties you face for fleeing the scene and saying you freaked out later (while sober and reporting the accident) are significantly less than you face fro a DUI, and they cost a great deal less. #carcrashes
@Maxichamp: Every time they do that I'm tempted to call every five seconds & say "I've seen it... that late-model sedan you're looking for!" "OK, it's me again... yeah, I thought I saw it before, but I was wrong... NOW I've just seen it!".
Of course, then common sense & the prospect of a jail sentence take over. #carcrashes
@Maxichamp: "This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. #carcrashes
Do they even look at the stuff they post anymore? That's an old Maserati Coupe, built from 2002-2007 and available used for, oh, about $30k given their lead-like depreciation.
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Wonder if he'd sell me the engine? It would be a great addition to my Miata. #carcrashes
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Fold, spindle, and mutilate
Looks no worse than new #carcrashes
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Awww. It's like saying "Oh it's not as bad as Gisele Bündchen dying. It was just Kathy Ireland!"
*for the record, I'd prefer Kathy Ireland. #carcrashes
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Ur doin' it wrong.
(really? no one else went for that low hanging fruit?!) #carcrashes
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Yep, as in "avoidance of". Obviously, the driver has attended the Michael Waltrip School of Driving (Drunk). #carcrashes
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"The suspect drove off in a late-model sedan." Gee, thanks for that tip. #carcrashes
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Of course, then common sense & the prospect of a jail sentence take over. #carcrashes
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Maser concept car
Causes God to kill Maser
Please learn: ugly bad! #carcrashes
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@Kuro: Yeah, not 117K. Now this, well this is worth 117K #carcrashes
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