So the Toyota GR Performance cars aren’t much to write home about. We’ve been burned by these people before. The really sad fact of all this is it’s another reminder that we don’t get any of Japan’s cool mini-minivans.
Why do people love going to the Ocean City meet every year, and why do the people of Ocean City hate them so much?
Today we heard about a creative Ford dealer turning a humble little work truck into a tire-slaying toy with some made-up pedigree tossed in for extra awesomeness. But the idea of a new Ford Lightning made some people kind of confused.
“Hi, I’m Lana Del Rey. If you or a loved one has been seriously hit like lightning by the Ford Mustang, I want you to know that there is help.”
Poor Volkswagens. They sit withering away in a town that has withered away next to a football stadium that has withered away. When will the withering end? Will the VWs face the same fate as their surroundings, blending in entirely unnoticed? No. Not all of them. For some will be freed—well, stolen.
John Connor gave me a picture of it once. I didn’t know why at the time. It was very old - torn, faded. It seemed just a little sad. I used to always wonder what Porsche was thinking at that moment. I memorized every line, every curve. I came across time for you, Porsche. I love you; I always have.
Look, even I’ll admit the headline pun is a stretch.
Honda has realized it fucked up, but it wasn’t due to a lack of mojo. It just needs to get its head back in the game.
WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT? HUH? YOU SAY YOU WANT WAGONS AND THEN YOU DON’T BUY WAGONS? WELL HERE’S THE MARKETING TEAM, MOTHER FUCKERS.
Finally, a way of confirming scary incidents for the 65.8 million via dirty underpants.
Who dares to come from the hillside at the prospect of a suspiciously priced luxury sports car from an equally suspiciously vendor? Why, it could only be the one man.
Jalopnik has an infestation.
Listen, was the Nissan 350Z perfect? Of course not. Was it good in its day? Yes it was. And more than that, it was something from Nissan.
The rappers love their Rolls-Royce, but Acura was in their hearts the whole time.
The next time a terrifying hawk crosses your path, remember that it will likely injure you, but it also may not. You could also try talking it down.
Today, we asked you what car or cars you’d buy if you hit that $759 million jackpot. But maybe we asked you the wrong question. At least, Sergio Marchionne may think so.
Cheap, reliable, practical, fun: for years we’ve been extolling the virtues of the Scion xB, the rolling box on wheels. Has the rest of the world finally caught on?
Audi just can’t seem to keep its hands out of the cookie jar.
Some of us are born with lovely curves, impeccable tone, the vocals of angry angels and the agility of an athlete, and then some of us come out to be the forgotten Fiat EcoBasic.