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    Foreign Automaker-Loving Senator's Daughter's Chevy Saved By GM OnStar

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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12:38 PM

    In reply to Foreign Automaker-Loving Senator's Daughter's Chevy Saved By GM OnStar
    That's it! I'm not having any kids...
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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    12:22 PM

    In reply to Foreign Automaker-Loving Senator's Daughter's Chevy Saved By GM OnStar
    Corker? Hell Yeah I'd Corker!
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11:35 AM

    In reply to Foreign Automaker-Loving Senator's Daughter's Chevy Saved By GM OnStar
    You Corker, you brought 'er!
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    Image of MechaMunch MechaMunch
    11:29 AM

    In reply to Foreign Automaker-Loving Senator's Daughter's Chevy Saved By GM OnStar
    Maximum Bob's last marketing ploy before going back to product development:
    1. get disguise
    2. carjack the daughter of an anti-US car senator
    3. prove On-Star's usefulness
    4. tears??
    5. profit
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    Image of wojo wojo
    12:08 PM

    @MechaMunch: Genuis!

    *Spelled incorrectly on purpose.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    10:27 AM

    In reply to Foreign Automaker-Loving Senator's Daughter's Chevy Saved By GM OnStar
    She is real cute but so are Dobermans when they're that young.
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    Image of jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware
    10:24 AM

    In reply to Foreign Automaker-Loving Senator's Daughter's Chevy Saved By GM OnStar
    What the hell was his daughter doing? Even many of the former shady neighborhoods are undergoing gentrification. There are few places left where someone could feel comfortable with carjacking by force.
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    10:08 AM

    In reply to Foreign Automaker-Loving Senator's Daughter's Chevy Saved By GM OnStar
    Let me get this straight: If I have a Tahoe, and it gets stolen, I'm supposed to be thankful that OnStar allowed it to be recovered? People, put yourselves in this position and decide if you'd rather have your ride or its insured value in that situation. Ever wonder what happened to LoJack?

    OnStar's never made the first lick of sense to me.
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    Image of meechybee meechybee
    12:19 PM

    @snapoversteer 'bout to get told: It would be a different story if one of your kids (or your pet) were still in the back of the car.

    The advantage of OnStar (which I do not have) to LoJack (which I do) is the way OnStar can cut the power to the engine in an emergency. This one feature alone will save countless police man hours avoiding unnecessary car chases, liability from said chases, and time spent investigating grand theft auto -- which are all paid for by taxpayers.
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    01:52 PM

    @meechybee: So, OnStar's usefulness is limited to alerting the cops when the airbags deploy and preventing hostage situations? Yeah, no thanks.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    09:36 AM

    In reply to Foreign Automaker-Loving Senator's Daughter's Chevy Saved By GM OnStar
    I'm told before setting off, Julia's boyfriend tried to smash the rear windows with a three-iron. The Chinese recreated the whole scene in CGI.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    09:26 AM

    In reply to Foreign Automaker-Loving Senator's Daughter's Chevy Saved By GM OnStar
    So the guy doesn't actually practice the anti-GM stance that he preaches? What type of hypocrisy is that?

    Obligatory low-brow comment: Wonder if she can handle a std transmission.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    09:27 AM

    @Ash78, cube farmer: std transmissions are not a good time.

    If she could handle a stick shift, though...
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    Image of McMike McMike
    09:31 AM

    @pauljones: Well that may be true, I don't see her kissing too many boys in her facebook pics.

    [www.blah3.com]
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    09:35 AM

    @McMike: Okay, low-brow puns are one thing, but Facebook stalking is just downright creepy.

    I'm not blaming you, by the way. I just find the concept of random people in search of a few page hits actually posting her Facebook photos on their sites to be disturbing.
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    Image of muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper
    09:40 AM

    @pauljones:
    dude, she is wearing her underpants and kissing girls, and putting them in the public domain, isnt it really her fault for being a bit stupid?
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    09:41 AM

    @pauljones: Which, vicariously, is one of the main reasons I find facebook disturbing.

    I'm a child of Internet 1.0, where we all revel in anonymity. I still don't know how, in the course of just a few years, we all decided we should divulge our entire real lives to the world...180 degrees from everything that was taught about the web from 1995-2004 or so.

    I know I'm in a small minority here.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    09:43 AM

    @muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper: Yes, but making it a point to go into her Facebook account or whatever, take the pics, and propagate them simply because she happens to A) be attractive and B) be a senator's daughter is just plain messed up.

    She posted those pictures to her Facebook account, theoretically accessible only to her "friends". She didn't post them to be used as a form of advertisement.
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    Image of muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper
    09:46 AM

    @pauljones: i am not saying i agree with it, but sadly "friends" = public domain nowdays, so i have little sympathy for people who publish named photos of themselves doing stupid things on the internet then are surprised when they pop up at a bad time!
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    Edited by muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper at 12/04/09 9:47 AM muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper was starred muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper was unstarred
    Image of McMike McMike
    09:49 AM

    @pauljones: If Google imaging the name and then sharing the top result, is stalking, then I'm guilty.

    Stalking would be if I (since the vehicle was found at the intersection by my office) were to take walks around the block more often during the day, then I coul......

    brb
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    09:56 AM

    @McMike: Like I said, I'm not blaming you. You Googled the name, but you didn't put the content up there. I have no problem with that.

    My disgust is aimed towards those that actually do make it a point to take what should theoretically be semi-private pictures of young girls from their Facebook accounts and post them on their website in hopes of page hits.

    As Muhnkee points out, posting pictures on Facebook or similar sites these days, is, in practice, as good as posting them up on a freeway billboard thanks to all the slime balls in the world today.

    But that doesn't mean that I have to like it or approve of it.
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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    10:19 AM

    @pauljones:
    I think we have to up the creep factor here. The photos are labled "Tagged By Others." That probably means that she is not the one that posted them on facebook. She's got some great "friends."
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    Image of SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R) SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R)
    10:55 AM

    @Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm: Yeah, nice "friends" indeed. I hate it when people "tag" me in a photo. It has never been anything stupid like those pics but I just don't want someone else posting pics in a search-able database of me doing anything. I will post pics of me doing things I want to be seen doing, thanks.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    09:24 AM

    In reply to Foreign Automaker-Loving Senator's Daughter's Chevy Saved By GM OnStar
    Is it just me, or does this guy look strangely like Chevy Chase from the old National Lampoon movies?
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    Image of nataku8_e30 nataku8_e30
    09:25 AM

    @pauljones: if only she had rolled up her windows - she never would have been car jacked.
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    09:26 AM

    @nataku8_e30:
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    09:17 AM

    In reply to Foreign Automaker-Loving Senator's Daughter's Chevy Saved By GM OnStar
    At least the guy can say he produced one nice looking thing in his life.
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    Image of yisoo yisoo
    09:31 AM

    @lilwillie: Looks a bit flat up front, though
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    Image of AE - AE -
    09:32 AM

    @lilwillie: I second that.

    I might just have to pick up a Tahoe for myself, hit the road and attempt to woo her. However, if she is related to the "Senator from Nissan" where is her Armada? Perhaps if I bring an Armada things will work out better...

    I'm sure awesome/broken sway bar related hooning activities will ensure me a date with the Senator's daughter. If it all falls through... I'm sure there are always the daughters of politicians in South Carolina (may be out hiking... so I'll bring some better clothes) and Alabama... but they are a bit tougher to get noticed by, what with their BMWs and Mercedes.

    I'll just have to stick with all the GM execs families down the street and try to stay away from Detroit politicians family members (they sometimes have sludge problems).
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    09:37 AM

    @yisoo: Yup, but thankfully God created awesome backsides.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09:58 AM

    @AE -: Get a GT-R. Pretty girl like that deserves to be woo'd by someone with launch control.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/15/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jalopnik Nearly Runs Over Senator Bob Corker
    Damn, don't make a big deal out of it. Gary Coleman has been working security for years and you know he has a Napoleon complex.
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    Image of finc.jb finc.jb
    01/15/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jalopnik Nearly Runs Over Senator Bob Corker
    Oh man you zigged when you should have zagged, you almost had him in your sights for the points to take you to the bonus round!
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    01/16/09

    @finc.jb: Euthanasia day at the old folks home! Machine Gun Joe scores serious points!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/15/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jalopnik Nearly Runs Over Senator Bob Corker
    BACK DAT ASS UP
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    Image of Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho. Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.
    01/15/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jalopnik Nearly Runs Over Senator Bob Corker
    Say what else you will about the guy, but boy does he have a pair going to this show at all with his positions and everything.
    (I think most of the hate on him is jealousy that he was mildly more competent in protecting his home state's jobs, but what are you going to do?)
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    Image of Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho. Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.
    01/15/09

    @Landau_Calrissian: EDIT: I just read his record, and he likes the flat tax and is skeptical about global warming. He also did the standard assorted morally unconscionable things all politicians do and was unethical in business like all of them are, but I like him now based on the first 2 positions :)
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/15/09

    @Landau_Calrissian: Unfortunately, he's an asshole in just about every other way possible.


    And since when is a flat tax practical for the lower/middle class? :P

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