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    Image of pres pres
    10/01/09

    In reply to Cops Crew Crashes In Major Portland Accident
    RIP, Legacy Outback.
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    Image of Braff Braff
    10/01/09

    In reply to Cops Crew Crashes In Major Portland Accident
    They don't have shit on Joey Greco...
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/01/09

    In reply to Cops Crew Crashes In Major Portland Accident
    Subaru... As useful for bumping off fuzz as it is for bumping fuzz.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    10/01/09

    @Alfisted: I chuckled.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/01/09

    In reply to Cops Crew Crashes In Major Portland Accident
    They'll have to take that Subaru out back and put it out of its misery...

    After having lived in the Hell, both automotive and logical, which is Portland, Oregon, I'm not at all surprised.

    I hope the camera(s) was rolling.
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of Xelmon Xelmon
    10/01/09

    @Glenfiddich is good:
    How is p-town hell?
    Reasonable question, just curious what you didn't like about the joint.

    As for the crash... OWWwwww
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/01/09

    In reply to Cops Crew Crashes In Major Portland Accident
    So that's really still a show, huh?
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    10/01/09

    In reply to Cops Crew Crashes In Major Portland Accident
    Legacy naw give you no brake.
    Police naw give you no brake.
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    Number_Six promoted this comment GreenN_Gold was starred GreenN_Gold was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    10/01/09

    In reply to Cops Crew Crashes In Major Portland Accident
    Oddly enough, the passengers in the Subaru were shooting an episode of the upcoming Lifetime show: Lesbians
     Reply
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    10/01/09

    In reply to Cops Crew Crashes In Major Portland Accident
    It must have been embarassing to have her undercarriage exposed. As much as Jalops might like to fantasize to the contrary, Subies have pretty messy and unkempt nether regions. Flat, low engines, AWD, convoluted exhausts, etc.

    How about an NSFW warning next time.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10/01/09

    @Ash78 is going POLAR...: That's how they look down there?!?!?!??!??
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    Image of GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls
    10/01/09

    In reply to Cops Crew Crashes In Major Portland Accident
    I'm a Subaru, and I'm okay.
    I'm hooned all night. And toked all day.

    (Cops: He's a Subaru, and he's okay.
    He hoons all night and he tokes all day.)

    I haul antiques. I smell of weed.
    Park at Whole Foods, you see.
    On Wednesdays I try driftin'
    And take out 'Vics for glee.
     Reply
    Edited by GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls at 10/01/09 3:53 PM GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls was starred GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    10/01/09

    @Goingincirclez: +420
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    10/01/09

    In reply to Cops Crew Crashes In Major Portland Accident
    Bad boys, bad boys! Whatchu gon' do? Whatchu gon' do when they hit your Subaru?!
     Reply
    Edited by combat chuck at 10/01/09 3:48 PM combat chuck was starred combat chuck was unstarred
    Image of alphanuderek1980 alphanuderek1980
    10/01/09

    In reply to Cops Crew Crashes In Major Portland Accident
    Those WNBA Finals parties can get crazy huh? Someone should have grabbed her keys.
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    P161911 probably shoudn't have promoted this comment alphanuderek1980 was starred alphanuderek1980 was unstarred
    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    10/01/09

    In reply to Cops Crew Crashes In Major Portland Accident
    Cops crash car, crack cameras, COPS crew complicit!
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    10/01/09

    @SirNotAppearing II: The Secret of the Ooze: Flatfoots flip Forester, film footage f*cked.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    10/01/09

    @SirNotAppearing II: The Secret of the Ooze: Hurried heap hits heat hard, humans head to hospital!
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    10/01/09

    @SirNotAppearing II: The Secret of the Ooze: Outback identified incorrectly, observers expose error!
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    10/01/09

    @SirNotAppearing II: The Secret of the Ooze: SirNotAppearing II has gone crazy!
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    10/01/09

    @FTGDWolverineEdition'09: You try reading Medicare bulletins all day!
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    Image of Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II
    10/01/09

    @SirNotAppearing II: The Secret of the Ooze: Thats why everything is messed up in Medicare.
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    Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II was starred Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    10/01/09

    @SirNotAppearing II: The Secret of the Ooze: I don't envy that.
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    Image of BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom
    10/01/09

    @SirNotAppearing II: The Secret of the Ooze: Monotonous Medicare Memos Make Man Mad?
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    SirNotAppearing II: The Secret of the Ooze promoted this comment BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom was starred BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    10/01/09

    In reply to Cops Crew Crashes In Major Portland Accident
    What the frig is this?

    It's a popover.
     Reply
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    10/01/09

    In reply to Cops Crew Crashes In Major Portland Accident
    I thought you guys were just making fun because it's a Subaru, but it actually is in Portland.

    Must have been a slow day on 'Meth Watch' if Fox 12 is covering this.
     Reply
    Edited by TimTim at 10/01/09 3:40 PM TimTim was starred TimTim was unstarred
    Image of I can be stig? I can be stig?
    10/01/09

    In reply to Cops Crew Crashes In Major Portland Accident
    Only in the Northwest do you have this much white-on-white violence...
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    FlakJack promoted this comment Edited by I can be stig? at 10/01/09 3:40 PM I can be stig? was starred I can be stig? was unstarred
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