• Jalopnik
  • spy-photos
  • jalopnik-reviews
  • Profile logout login

#coopers

Jalopnik

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #offtopic,
  • #tips,
  • #spyphotos,
  • etc.

Detroit, 6:50 PM
Thu Nov 26
12 posts in the last 24 hours

Contact

Tip your editors:
tips@jalopnik.com

Editor-in-Chief:
Ray Wert | Email | AIM

Road Test Editor:
Wes Siler | Email

Weekend Editor:
Murilee Martin | Email

Associate Editor - Houston:
Matt Hardigree

Associate Editor - Detroit:
Ben Wojdyla

Editor-at-Large:
Mike Spinelli

Contributors:
Mark Arnold
John Krewson | Email
Andy Didorosi

Follow Jalopnik on:
Facebook
Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jalopnik RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1753 Subscribers
Jalopnik
  • posts about #coopers more →

    "Motor-Tober" Campaign Hopes To Scare Up Mini Sales

    Rally Gods Take To Monte Carlo Course In Convertible Mini

    2009 MINI Cooper Clubman S, Part Three

    2009 MINI Cooper Clubman S, Part Two

    2009 MINI Cooper Clubman S, Part One

    Mini Sold Out In U.S., Reports AutoWeek

    Car & Driver Drags Odd Couple Car Combos, Shows Mom's V6 Camry Is As Good As A WRX

    New Mini Cooper JCW Spied on Nurburgring

    Oh, Sir Alec! New Mini Production Delayed
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/20/09

    In reply to "Motor-Tober" Campaign Hopes To Scare Up Mini Sales
    Officer: Did you see who ran you off the road?

    Motorist: Yes, it was some punkin a mini. #motortober
     Reply
    Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/20/09

    @Alfisted: Zing! #motortober
     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of YankBoffin YankBoffin
    10/20/09

    In reply to "Motor-Tober" Campaign Hopes To Scare Up Mini Sales
    This does give me a good pumpkin idea. I wonder how recognizable my car's headlights, grille, and windscreen would be if carved in a pumpkin.

    QOTD, Cadillac-O-Lantern Edition: What car's headlights and grille would be most recognizable (or just most jalop-worthy) if carved into a pumpkin?

    Some that would work well: Chevy Bel-Air; '32 Ford; Edsel (spooooky!), Viper, and of course the MazdaSpeed 3.

    Some that wouldn't work: Anything with pop-up headlights. #motortober
     Reply
    YankBoffin was starred YankBoffin was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/20/09

    @YankBoffin: Volvo 240: three rectangles. Early Volvo 240: one rectangle and four tiny rectangles, one rectangle and two circles, one rectangle and two small circles, one rectangle with two smaller rectangles and two enormous circles. #motortober
     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/20/09

    @YankBoffin: I'd do a Ford rear-end... I'm lazy and don't want to carve at all. #motortober
     Reply
    Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/20/09

    In reply to "Motor-Tober" Campaign Hopes To Scare Up Mini Sales

    There's some great carved pumpkins out there. My car of choice wasn't among them, but this one is pretty neat. #motortober
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    10/20/09

    @skaycog: They would have done a Panamera, but they could not find a pumpkin big enough to fit its fat rear end #motortober
     Reply
    Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it was starred Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it was unstarred
    Image of Lounge Singer Chamois Lounge Singer Chamois
    10/20/09

    In reply to "Motor-Tober" Campaign Hopes To Scare Up Mini Sales
    Don't they realise that the word before "-tober" has to have some phonic similarity to "Oct-"? Otherwise the effect is lost.

    Rock-tober - Yes
    Truck-tober - Could be better
    Motor-tober - No. Sounds like an automatic potato planter. #motortober
     Reply
    Ash78 isn't really gone, but sorta is promoted this comment Lounge Singer Chamois was starred Lounge Singer Chamois was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    10/20/09

    @Lounge Singer Chamois: Even "Mo-Tober" would get a little closer.

    I didn't even realize that was the intent until you posted that. I just assumed Tober was the user name of some Pchopper on a random website. #motortober
     Reply
    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    10/20/09

    @Lounge Singer Chamois: I had the same thought. Even Oct-Motor sound better than Motor-Tober. #motortober
     Reply
    GreenN_Gold was starred GreenN_Gold was unstarred
    Image of Lounge Singer Chamois Lounge Singer Chamois
    10/20/09

    @GreenN_Gold: You're right. Heck, even "Month Dedicated to the Promotion of Mini Sales through Large Squash Based Campaign" sounds better than Motortober. #motortober
     Reply
    Lounge Singer Chamois was starred Lounge Singer Chamois was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/20/09

    @Lounge Singer Chamois: Excellent point. Given that the "new" Mini is a poor copy of the original, I vote for "Mock-Tober". #motortober
     Reply
    Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of Al Navarro Al Navarro
    10/20/09

    @Lounge Singer Chamois:
    Agreed. This campaign sucks. #motortober
     Reply
    Al Navarro was starred Al Navarro was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/20/09

    @Lounge Singer Chamois: Cock-Tober: Erm, theoretically. #motortober
     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Lounge Singer Chamois Lounge Singer Chamois
    10/20/09

    @MushyHeirloom: Cock-Tober being, of course, the month dedicated to celebrating the heritage and contribution of the following Americans:

    1. Male Chickens
    2. Guys who use their cars as, y'know, "extensions".

    So it really doesn't apply to any of us here... #motortober
     Reply
    Lounge Singer Chamois was starred Lounge Singer Chamois was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/20/09

    In reply to "Motor-Tober" Campaign Hopes To Scare Up Mini Sales

    Image presumably captured at an original Mini owner's club meetup. #motortober
     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/20/09

    @MushyHeirloom: More like a tragic pileup during a Mini rallye. #motortober
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/20/09

    In reply to "Motor-Tober" Campaign Hopes To Scare Up Mini Sales
    Will these mini-pumpkins be twice the size they were in the sixties? I'll take two. #motortober
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of ManicSquirrel is preparing for winter ManicSquirrel is preparing for winter
    10/20/09

    In reply to "Motor-Tober" Campaign Hopes To Scare Up Mini Sales

    Fantastic? Yes. #motortober
     Reply
    MrBangBam promoted this comment ManicSquirrel is preparing for winter was starred ManicSquirrel is preparing for winter was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    10/20/09

    In reply to "Motor-Tober" Campaign Hopes To Scare Up Mini Sales
    SAVE A ROBBER. DIG THE GRAVE.

    GRAVE-ROBBER

    p.s: I know it's lame but honest to god that's the first thing which popped into my head. #motortober
     Reply
    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was starred FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    10/20/09

    In reply to "Motor-Tober" Campaign Hopes To Scare Up Mini Sales
    Leave it outside until November 17th and you'll have the New Mini Coupe. #motortober
     Reply
    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of brandegee brandegee
    10/20/09

    @Ash78 isn't really gone, but sorta is: If the neighborhood kids don't make it a Cabriolet first. #motortober
     Reply
    brandegee was starred brandegee was unstarred
    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    10/16/09

    In reply to Rally Gods Take To Monte Carlo Course In Convertible Mini
    Good find, Peter. How the hell did they beat Lancias and Porsches? #mini
     Reply
    snapoversteer 'bout to get told was starred snapoversteer 'bout to get told was unstarred
    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    10/16/09

    In reply to Rally Gods Take To Monte Carlo Course In Convertible Mini
    Nice hat Comrade! #mini
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment VeeArrrSix was starred VeeArrrSix was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/16/09

    @VeeArrrSix: I don't know about Rauno's politics, but Finland put in a good bit of effort to disengage from the Soviet Union. Maybe he's just attached to his ears, or he's put on his old crash helmet again. #mini
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    10/16/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: In Soviet Russia ears warm Ushanka! #mini
     Reply
    VeeArrrSix was starred VeeArrrSix was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/16/09

    @VeeArrrSix: Non, no, shanka you! #mini
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/16/09

    In reply to Rally Gods Take To Monte Carlo Course In Convertible Mini
    Mini should take these guys around to old folks homes everywhere to put on demonstrations. "See, you old farts, this is how you get to the bingo hall." #mini
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/16/09

    In reply to Rally Gods Take To Monte Carlo Course In Convertible Mini
    I really enjoyed that video....it was very well done! Kudos to the Mini Company. If I could do any kind of racing, it would be hillclimbs. #mini
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of Heavern2 Heavern2
    10/16/09

    In reply to Rally Gods Take To Monte Carlo Course In Convertible Mini
    What a great glimpse into the live's of two old racing hoons. Wish I could be a race car driver. #mini
     Reply
    tempesjo promoted this comment Heavern2 was starred Heavern2 was unstarred
    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    10/16/09

    @Heavern2 stinks a poo: I hear you. If they asked me back in 40 years to write a memo on document retention policies, I doubt it will strike anyone with the same sense of history and awe as this video/commercial did. I doubt I'll ever be a race car driver, but it does inspire me to think carefully about what my next career may be. #mini
     Reply
    tempesjo was starred tempesjo was unstarred
    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    10/29/08

    In reply to 2009 MINI Cooper Clubman S, Part Three
    You can get a new 2008 R32 for the same price. I think there might actually be more space in the R32 when you fold both cars' rear seats down too. Then, you get some AWD with your fat little porker of a hatch. Oh... and a LOT more HP.
     Reply
    DoctorNine was starred DoctorNine was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    10/29/08

    @DoctorNine: I wish a new R32 could be bought for the same price as the Clubman in the U.K. I think even the Golf GTI is a couple of thousand more than the Clubman.
     Reply
    layabout was starred layabout was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jalopnik account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.