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Shadow Government Pinto Rules World From DIA

Since we all know the secret world government is located in a bunker complex beneath Denver International Airport, a bunch of puzzle pieces fell into place when I saw this Pinto parked in the DIA rental-car lot. Yes, our cruel overlords use the roof-mounted cargo box on this car to hide their mind-control transmitter. » 11/13/07 11:30am 11/13/07 11:30am

E85 for All Our Friends: Bush and Lula Party in Brazil


President Bush is in Brazil today causing a ruckus, creating traffic jams, and hanging out at at a mega fuel depot touting the new biofuels agreement between Brazil and the USA. Brazil is the world's largest single producer of ethanol, making theirs from sugary cane instead of corn. While chumming around with Brazil… » 3/09/07 12:30pm 3/09/07 12:30pm