I have a kid who, while very young, developed a very regular #2 habit: Wednesday evenings. Nursed babies don't mess quite so much as bottlefed, though there are the usual number of wet diapers to deal with. But the narstier ones, not so much. Thus, the once-a-week schedule. And it was fantastic. Nothing can top having a kid who you know will not utterly ruin your trip to the park with a Superfund site in his britches.
Until he skipped a Wednesday. Then he'd gone over ten days. Then we're closing in on two weeks He's starting to get uncharacteristically cranky and fussy. We knuckle under and call Ask-A-Nurse. She says give the kid some castor oil and everything should be fine, some babies just get a little anal retentive - literally. She's never actually seen a once-a-week kid but doesn't think it's totally out of the realm of possibility, and other long-interval kids sometimes get this retention thing going, so do the castor oil and see what happens.
We did the castor oil.
About an hour later there was this...sound. And the kid's face suddenly got really horrified and relieved and inside the diaper was Mt. Vepoopius, a mountain of poo like you've never seen unless you own a Saint Bernard. We changed him on a big sheet of newspaper opened up, and some still got away. We blamed that spot on the cat, but we knew. So did the cat.
What's this got to do with cars? Not a damn thing. #adwatch
I swear that at first I thought this said "Pope explosion"... I thought the interior was going to be covered in white cloth or something similar. The article has an entirely different feel with that simple switch. #adwatch
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BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom was starred
BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom was unstarred
Huh? I don't see what's wrong with this? Why is it even a story?
How many times as the British queen been imitated in ads? etc...
So what?
No, "Sportwagons have hustle AND bustle" - there is no controversy in Australia over this ad and either are people aren't going into the showrooms either!
@flow: "- there is no controversy in Australia over this ad and either are people aren't going into the showrooms either!" Is it bad that I heard that in Mel Farr's voice?
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
I'm still working on my Obama voice. Reagan Bush 3.1 Clinton Bush Millennium Edition and even McCain are pretty easy ones to do. Well McCain's tricky because I can't make my "s" sounds whistle quite that sharply.
But seriously even without having the voice down yet I can do a better Obama impersonation than that.
@Deartháir: "3.1" and "Millennium Edition" have to be the best nicknames for 'em I've ever heard. The only reason I'm hesitating to call this COTD is 'cause it's still early in the day.
I love the trend toward affordable "wannabe bling" cars with 20" wheels (that are completely pointless since they aren't even chrome obviously would harm the ride quality and would only serve to make replacing tires/wheels more expensive).
Goes a long way toward proving how fcuking retarded most people are these days...
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Until he skipped a Wednesday. Then he'd gone over ten days. Then we're closing in on two weeks He's starting to get uncharacteristically cranky and fussy. We knuckle under and call Ask-A-Nurse. She says give the kid some castor oil and everything should be fine, some babies just get a little anal retentive - literally. She's never actually seen a once-a-week kid but doesn't think it's totally out of the realm of possibility, and other long-interval kids sometimes get this retention thing going, so do the castor oil and see what happens.
We did the castor oil.
About an hour later there was this...sound. And the kid's face suddenly got really horrified and relieved and inside the diaper was Mt. Vepoopius, a mountain of poo like you've never seen unless you own a Saint Bernard. We changed him on a big sheet of newspaper opened up, and some still got away. We blamed that spot on the cat, but we knew. So did the cat.
What's this got to do with cars? Not a damn thing. #adwatch
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That's some funny shit, right there. #adwatch
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Now that's funny. #adwatch
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How many times as the British queen been imitated in ads? etc...
So what?
No, "Sportwagons have hustle AND bustle" - there is no controversy in Australia over this ad and either are people aren't going into the showrooms either!
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Isn't there something wrong here?
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Is it a lemon? You can't take it back but you can HOPE it will CHANGE!
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But seriously even without having the voice down yet I can do a better Obama impersonation than that.
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Goes a long way toward proving how fcuking retarded most people are these days...
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