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    Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon Lays Down Track For Luxury Leasing Company

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/10/09

    In reply to Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon Lays Down Track For Luxury Leasing Company
    Wu-Tang! Wu-Tang!


    The Asian Delegation selects....


    Milk that cow baby!

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    06/10/09

    In reply to Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon Lays Down Track For Luxury Leasing Company
    Wow, didn't know there were so many Wu fans on jalopnik. Damn i love this site...


    SSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    06/10/09

    @Spen Oner: Bring da Motherfucking Ruckus!
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/10/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: What's up with your Speak-N-Spell shoes? Fisher Price my first Timberlands. You gotta get some chuckas, fucker.

    Got on a Lamont Sandford dress shirt

    "What do you want you big dummy?"
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    Image of Darksider1972 Darksider1972
    06/10/09

    In reply to Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon Lays Down Track For Luxury Leasing Company
    He's definitely not strapped for cash, with all those side projects he has from Movie scores,video game soundtracks, etc..
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    06/10/09

    @Darksider1972:


    Disregard my last comment, I mixed up Rza with Raekwon...

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/10/09

    @Darksider1972: Bobby Digital and Raekwon the Chef are completely different, but both awesome.
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    06/10/09

    In reply to Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon Lays Down Track For Luxury Leasing Company
    Don't fuck with Raekwon. The man isn't strapped for cash. He isn't some bum MC who relies on on ads to get money. In fact I bet this is just advertising for his new album, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx II. Raekwon is a legendary MC. He is the Wu-Tang's master storyteller. He is definitely a real motherfucking G from a bygone era of hip-hop. Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nothing to Fuck Wit.
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    Image of DonLuc DonLuc
    06/11/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer:


    Damn, this is what I get for dipping out of work, on time. I missed the single most relevant post in all of Jalopdom.


    Speaking of OB4CL2, it feels as if I've been waiting 15 years to hear it...oh yeah, because it HAS been 15 damn years. I tried to like Immobilarity and Lex Diamonds, and kudos to Raek for even attempting those albums, but damn, you can't top the original Only Built 4 Cuban Linx. That album STAYS in heavy rotation.

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    06/11/09

    @DonLuc: Incarcerated Scarfaces. Amazing.
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    06/10/09

    In reply to Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon Lays Down Track For Luxury Leasing Company
    [www.truveo.com]


    You gotta diversify your bonds, nigga.

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    06/10/09

    @philibuster: Wu-tang financial kicks ass.
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    Image of marc2068 marc2068
    06/10/09

    In reply to Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon Lays Down Track For Luxury Leasing Company
    I guess he lost a few of those Cuban Links.
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    06/10/09

    @marc2068: Ahem, it's Cuban Linx.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/10/09

    In reply to Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon Lays Down Track For Luxury Leasing Company
    Check out my nephew

    He jumped up in the window just to see you

    Look what he drew

    A car, house, always wants to be with you

    He's just as Jolly, He always begging me to let him see you

    I'm like "probably if you clean up, and read a little"

    You make people eyes glow

    You got the weather channel bugging and you stubborn when it snow

    You my mentor, Mothers name their Kids after you

    New slang, nothing personal, we knowin what you been through

    (Sun) You roll like, one in a million yo

    (Sun Sun) You always find like, one in a building yo

    We those babies from day one

    All I had was you on my birthday baby- think you owe me one

    The way the world look when you around

    Prisoners get out, look up, run at you and then kiss the ground

    You my favourite, I wish we had three more of you

    I adore you, plus I even go to the store for you
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    06/10/09

    In reply to Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon Lays Down Track For Luxury Leasing Company
    A rental car is a rental car, no matter the price.


    Think about how many hookers and blow you could have bought. And hell, you probably would have had enough money left over for a taxi, bus pass or to buy a bike.

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    Image of Spen Oner Spen Oner
    06/10/09

    In reply to Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon Lays Down Track For Luxury Leasing Company
    Maybe he did a favor for a friend? And at least it's not like a bit for selling Ford's and Chevy's.


    Hating on Rae' is a no no IMO.

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    06/10/09

    @Spen Oner: Yeah. Probably did it for a friend.
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    06/10/09

    In reply to Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon Lays Down Track For Luxury Leasing Company
    There's no way any member of the Wu Tang clan should be strapped for cash (okay, maybe U-God), but sadly I bet dude needs the money. A friend from college, in his many adventures, was the tour manager for Wu-Tang during a comeback type tour back in 2003 or so. He claimed he tried to be sensible and get everything done and official on spreadsheets or whatever, but when it came down to it, the only way he could get them paid without enormous arguments was to open the dressing room door, put the bag of money in, and get the hell out. Not exactly a guaranteed method of ensuring everyone gets their cut.


    I was going to quote Rae here, but I got Clipse on the brain:

    "IT'S THE reincarnation of Raekwon in an apron

    Lou Vuitton printed and coke scented

    Windin' through the flow cause it's so vintage

    Nothin' like these timid gimmick, prepaid rappers with no minutes

    The real niggas live it, they mimic

    They H-O-V lane it and don't get it.


    Sure, they talk about diamonds and stuff that's easy to dismiss, but they also talk about cars alot, so you have to like them. For example, "tell me, how could you go against the Lord's will? Count my blessings everytime the Yokohamas squeal"


    Yokohama reference FTW.

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    06/10/09

    @eggwich del fiero: Raekwon kicks ass, Clipse kick ass, so automatically your comment kicks ass.

    And U-God is probably still in the slums of Shaolin.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/10/09

    In reply to Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon Lays Down Track For Luxury Leasing Company
    And just who is this targeted at?
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    Image of georgejetson georgejetson
    05/12/09

    In reply to Audi R8 Visits Fortress Of Ferrari, Gets Shunned
    The fact that Ferrari does not feel the need to do ads like this about Audi's hometown tells you everything you will ever need to know about the relative pecking order of the two companies' products.
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    05/12/09

    @georgejetson: Not really, this is an add for the Audi brand, not for the R8. Actually the R8 is an Audi add in itself. Fiat tried to use that same technique with Ferrari's (and Schumacher) but it isn't as credible.
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    05/12/09

    In reply to Audi R8 Visits Fortress Of Ferrari, Gets Shunned
    This is worse than Top Gear's forays in Alabama.
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    05/12/09

    In reply to Audi R8 Visits Fortress Of Ferrari, Gets Shunned
    I think I'm going to legally change my name to Maximal Audi.


    Great commercial. They should show it during the Super Bowl.

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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    05/12/09

    In reply to Audi R8 Visits Fortress Of Ferrari, Gets Shunned
    You know, considering that the majority of Italy didn't like the Hitler-Mussilini relationship, it is any surpise that the majority of Italy doesn't like a German (car) with an Italian (motor).
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    05/12/09

    @maximum-sienna: That is a questionable remark. I'm not so sure if the Italians disliked Hitler in the beginning.

    Most Europeans, and Americans were very pro Hitler at first (something we never really like to talk about) but only when it the shit started hitting the fan, this opinion changed.

    And regarding the Audi, they are extremely popular in Italy and I think italians would only be flattered by the fact that a german car has an italian heart. I would.
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