Congratulations, Mr. DLJ, for being today's COTD winner! In honor of tomorrow, I would like to award you with this Thanksgiving turkey with breasts big enough for all to enjoy. Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Drive though the field of mashed potatoes and get stuck in a gravy lake - you'll be gobbling a different tune, and your cranberries will be in a sling. Think those candied yams are going to tow your dark meat out?
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You could get yourself cremated - but that means around here your ass rots in an old hearse somewhere in upstate Georgia.
Or - hey - you could gently seep back into the earth somewhere behind UT Hospital. It sounds so relaxing, doesn't it? Like melting into the recliner at the end of the day. Ask Dr. Bass at UT. You could maybe get a book written with your rotting corpse in a starring role!
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Hilarious indeed... kudos to BmoreDLJ!
Please enjoy this jug of Platte Valley Corn Whiskey, distilled in Missouri. It might make you blind, but who cares?
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Well, even pedants have to eat. Enjoy!
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Congratulations, Mr. DLJ, for being today's COTD winner! In honor of tomorrow, I would like to award you with this Thanksgiving turkey with breasts big enough for all to enjoy. Happy Thanksgiving!!!
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Also, I made the mistake of saying E46 M5. Pedants were summoned by the internet trollice.
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Life is good, kinda.
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And maybe this topical babe will help you with those bottles:
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A. Quit drinking completely and never leave the house
B. Completely push me over the edge to where I never stop drinking.
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BTW, I think I heard her say something about really needing a drink to help her forget about Billy.
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Oh, wow, I'm sorry. How rude of me. You must be pretty thirsty:
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A bottle of red, a bottle of white...
Have I told about the passion with which I hate Billy Joel? Pour yourself a glass and get comfortable...
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You could get yourself cremated - but that means around here your ass rots in an old hearse somewhere in upstate Georgia.
Or - hey - you could gently seep back into the earth somewhere behind UT Hospital. It sounds so relaxing, doesn't it? Like melting into the recliner at the end of the day. Ask Dr. Bass at UT. You could maybe get a book written with your rotting corpse in a starring role!
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Oh, and congrats on the COTD mytdawg!!
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#tips
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