Comment Of The Day: Hot Nasty Ron Howard Volvo Sex Edition

Good afternoon, everyone. Your favorite Camaro-crashing ex-convict Patrick George here. In my first official act as Managing Editor (or as I like to call it, “Mr. Manager”) of Jalopnik, South Florida’s third-largest Mazda Miata fansite, I hereby reinstate a staple we all love so much — Comment of the Day. » 6/15/15 5:00pm 6/15/15 5:00pm