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    Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    I drive a Volvo 240DL.


    I have an overgrown goatee and a ponytail rapidly heading down my back.


    My social politics are pretty damn left-wing (though I'm economically more of a centrist, at least by the world's standards).


    Don't worry, though - the car has no bumper stickers. Or granola crushed into the carpet.


    (For the record, I bought it from a policeman. Whose nickname is Sturdy. So it doesn't exactly have a typical history.)

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    I'm trying to get interested in this but I miss Ms. Martin.

    *sighs*

    No DOTS, no junkyard finds, no old commercials, no art cars, no PCH.
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    Image of Super Roo Super Roo
    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    I have seriuosly dated a few lesbians (brought 'em back) and now I drive a WRX wagon. Did they taint me a bit?
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/10/09

    @Jasonspeed: Well, somebody seems to have gone there.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    I drive a VW and fully support any and all joking about my liberal leanings and homosexuality, of which I have neither. Well, there was that one time in college where I had a little too much to drink and one of my buddies leaned in real close and told me about balances of trade unfairly favoring developed nations, but that's about as close to a leftist as I've gotten.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    @Ash78: Water. Keyboard.
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    Now let's see... my lesbian friends drive a variety of cars...

    One drives a 1999 Jaguar XJR, her girlfriend drives a Toyota a 1985 Toyota Landcruiser FJ60.. another lesbian friend drives a Toyota Highlander Hybrid (she used to have a 1990 pink metallic Cadillac Deville) and her girlfriend drives a completely rundown Volvo Stationwagon, I think from 1988.

    Another one drives a Porsche Boxster...


    Mu sister drives a Subaru, but she ain't a dyke.

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    Image of Unregular Unregular
    02/10/09

    @sos10: but that isn't funny at all.


    subaru + lesbian = timely comedy!

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    02/10/09

    @Unregular: A joke is only funny once, variations are amusing, a blog about it... have other things to do.
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    02/10/09

    @sos10: An XJR and a FJ60? They've got to be the perfect couple.
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    Image of Unregular Unregular
    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    really? my Outback has 250 horses, 250 torques, weighs 3600lbs., contains 2.5 liters of turbocharged fury, clears 8.7" of ground, stores 60+ feet of cargo, and runs on a legendary AWD system.


    so lesbians go for unmatched all-around cars with utility and power?

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/10/09

    @Unregular: Many great cars have negative stereotypes:
    BMW=douche/prick, Wrangler=gay male, Z3=hairdresser. No need to defend your choice. We won't judge your lifestyle here.
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    Image of Unregular Unregular
    02/10/09

    @SirNotAppearing: oh, i judge people based on their cars every day!


    i'm just saying.. nothing matches my Outback. and no lesbians buy outbacks, Colbert reference should have been "Foresters" or just "Subarus". reference is pretty tired though... he's in LA so they don't really know anything.


    that's all!


    oh also, Forester has been a huge sales success for Subaru - those all lesbian sales?

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    @Unregular: You're upset that people make sweeping generalizations about Subaru owners, then you make one about people in LA?


    Nice.

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    02/10/09

    @engineerd is missing Murilee: no, I'm upset that people make INNACCURATE generalizations about subarus. not to mention outdated and tired.


    make all the sweeping generalizations you want! then I will judge you on the accuracy of those generalizations.

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/10/09

    @Unregular: Man, I think you're a little too defensive. Oh wait, judgment coming on... must. fight. urge.
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    Image of MarywithanM™ MarywithanM™
    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    No avatars for me.


    And here in the Heartland, our lesbians drive little trucks and wear big watches.

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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    @MarywithanM: I have a big watch, does that make me half lesbian?
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    so if i buy an sti, does that mean i am a lesbian?
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    02/10/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: I read that the STI rate among lesbians was quite a bit higher than the general population. Can't speak to Subarus, though.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/10/09

    @damnelantra™: Will you drive it wearing Tevas, while taking your softball team to a Fiona Apple concert?
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    Image of Unevolved has three moving parts. Unevolved has three moving parts.
    02/10/09

    @damnelantra™: I've always thought any STi is the exception to the rule.


    I mean, compare these two pictures:





    As hard as I imagine, the 450awhp STi never has an extremely attractive lesbian couple in it when the tire smoke clears.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    @damnelantra™: I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/10/09

    @Unevolved: Prestigious Commenter of Justice: A lot of them seem to always have their windows steamed up. Hard to tell.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/10/09

    @SirNotAppearing: no, but i might have some feminist brocuers laying around the back seat. and i may try to cop-a-feel once in a while
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    02/10/09

    @Unevolved: Prestigious Commenter of Justice: i dont know, you might find the butch gearhead lesbaru...


    with bloody knuckles...


    and grease smears...


    im feel confused now

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    02/10/09

    @engineerd is missing Murilee: ditto
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    A lesbian searching for her Legacy went to the Outback but couldn't see the Forester for the trees.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    @engineerd is missing Murilee: Gotta be a COTD nom.
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    Image of dearyou dearyou
    02/10/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: Eh, I'm not Imprezed
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    @dearyou: Damn,why didn't i think of that?!
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    @dearyou: I was waiting for that. Tee 'em up and let 'em fly!
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    Image of Feds Feds
    02/10/09

    @layabout now with V8 power:


    You were to busy being a Brat?


    Ah, it's lunchtime, I am going to head home, put on some XT-6 and have SVX with my life partner.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    @Feds: Justy be quick. You have that meeting in Tribeca this afternoon.
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    Image of dearyou dearyou
    02/10/09

    @engineerd is missing Murilee: That reminds me of a Jalopnik commenter a couple years ago who thought that "Tribeca" was a euphemism for a certain female body part. Triangle Below Canal? Works for me.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    02/10/09

    @dearyou: That's deep.
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    02/10/09

    @Feds: I guess you've got a strong Libero.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    02/10/09

    @Feds: Woah, yesterday you told me your relationship with Leone was on the WRX. You even canceled that trip to Baja! Why the sudden 360?
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    What's going on with avatar pics today? Anyone else not seeing them?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: I lost them, too. Sad. They brighten up my day.
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    Image of Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage! Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage!
    02/10/09

    @engineerd is missing Murilee: I blame Facebook.


    They seem to come and go for me...

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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/10/09

    @Gearhead_42: seconded
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    @engineerd is missing Murilee:

    @Gearhead_42:

    @damnelantra™: Cheers,at least i know it's not the computer having a tantrum.
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    Image of Unevolved has three moving parts. Unevolved has three moving parts.
    02/10/09

    @Gearhead_42: Most bad things on here are Facebook's fault.


    I blame facebook for the loss of our beloved winter guessing game.

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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    @Unevolved: Prestigious Commenter of Justice: So the facebook guys don't join up in the same way? What about the initiation test?
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    02/10/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: Some guys in coveralls showed up earlier and tooked them all.
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    Image of drewdrawshashtags drewdrawshashtags
    02/10/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: For me they've been a mess for weeks, disappearing more frequently than jobs at GM.


    Today however, they are working.

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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    I find the car stereotypes either side of the Atlantic quite amusing,sometimes they are exactly the same & others (like this time) they are so different. Our lesbians tend to drive Toyota's ;)


    (not intended to offend)

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/10/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: Toyotas huh? I guess our lesbians are a little more outdoorsy than yours. Although I rarely see either Ellen or Rosie kicking it at the local campgrounds, and they seem to like munching on the trail mix a lot less than munching on something else.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    @graverobber: Jay Wert Hacked my Sig!: I don't know, Rosie seems to like munching on anything edible: cake, trail mix, Ho Hos.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/10/09

    @engineerd is missing Murilee: carpet . . .
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    I just about got my head bit off last week for making a lesbian Subaru joke. Good luck, Colbert.


    I never watch him, but I saw this last night and cracked up.

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