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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    This will be the next big rap phenomenon:

    "I got pockets full of hundred dollar bills,
    People see me rolling in my diamond grills,
    My subwoofer in the trunk brings the beats,
    Shaking up my whale penis leather seats!"

    Or

    "She's hot like the Florida weather,
    Skin softer than wale penis leather,
    Nobody I'd rather make my baby,
    My driveshaft belongs to Murilee." #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    According to Ron Burgundy, your leather interior could find a nice home in San Diego. #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    Might be worth it just to hear a car salesman say "What will it take to get you into the whale penis today?" #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    @mytdawg: Not the other way around? #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    Forgot to mention that the guy's on the Jason Ellis show on Sirius XM Faction were talking about this last week. Although I think they might have picked it up via another phallus fascinated Gawker site. #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    After all these years, we finally know the truth behind "rich Corinthian leather". Turns out, "Corinth" is actually a code word. Who knew? #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    If you spill ice cream on the seats do not scrub them too vigorously or you may end up with a greater mess than you started with. #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    "Dude, that's a pretty dorky interior!"

    "Shut up, I paid a million-five for this!" #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    Although I am a registered Democrat, I don't share the enthusiasm and love of "The Colbert Report" and shows of its ilk like some of the other left-leaning members of the Jalopnik Commentariat undoubtedly do. I personally find it to be silly and disrespectful, but it can be funny at times. Make that very occasionally, as in the rare occasions that Jalopnik, Government Motors or Chrysfiat are featured.
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    10/28/09

    @Old Grimey: I don't look at it as mocking Bill O'Reilly the Republican, I look at it as mocking Bill O'Reilly the pompous asshole. #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    @Old Grimey: As a pretty conservative/libertarian person, I find Colbert to be the funniest show on television. The brilliance of writing on that show is what leaves me coming back for more every night. The Daily Show is a shadow of its former self, but the Colbert Report still has him in that character that is brilliantly over the top. And Colbert's address at the White House Press Correspondance dinner several years ago is one of the greatest pieces of political satire of our time and if you can't find it funny then you have no sense of humor.

    "And then you write, ‘Oh, they're just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.’ First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. This administration is not sinking. This administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg!" #stephencolbert
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