How Many Drinks Was That? Colbert Gives Jalopnik A Hummer Edition

I feel this morning, after my few fleeting moments on The Colbert Report last night » 10/24/08 11:30am 10/24/08 11:30am in a segment called "The Difference Makers" on the National Hummer Club, giddy as a little schoolboy. Despite my obvious concern that I'd be the butt of the joke, I was relieved to find I escaped unscathed — certainly doing better…