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    Image of layabout layabout
    07/19/09

    In reply to Ten Most Dangerous Foods To Eat While Driving
    I always found Lobster a little tricky to eat while driving............or is that just me?
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    07/19/09

    @layabout returns: Rock lobster? So I've heard.
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    Image of ThreeLitre ThreeLitre
    07/17/09

    In reply to Ten Most Dangerous Foods To Eat While Driving
    Doesn't beer factor in here somehow? Ergo photo 5.

    Oh but wait I see. The sausage links are clearly diabolical.
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    Image of PlayerX PlayerX
    07/17/09

    In reply to Ten Most Dangerous Foods To Eat While Driving
    Tacos, fried chicken, haburgers and chili I agree with; chocolate at least comes in a neat little wrapper. The other ones will drip everywhere and distract you.

    What about a giant thing of cotton candy, a bag of chips or ice cream?

    Personally, the only thing I can have if I'm driving is a drink in a bottle. I like food that stays in its own little bubble in case it flies around by accident. Even then, my car didn't have a cupholder when I had one (those cranky Germans!)
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    07/17/09

    @PlayerX: Well, cotton candy is no problem - as long as you jab it up into the headliner whenever you need both hands free.
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    Image of PlayerX PlayerX
    07/18/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Hah! That's hilarious!
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    07/17/09

    In reply to Ten Most Dangerous Foods To Eat While Driving
    And here, I thought the most dangerous food to eat while driving was live monkey brains.

    Also dangerous, having those girls consume food in the manner depicted while I'm driving.
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    07/17/09

    In reply to Ten Most Dangerous Foods To Eat While Driving
    Cheerwine! We made teams drink that stuff as a punishment at the 24 Hours Of LeMons South Carolina. Actually isn't so bad, if you don't mind cherry cola with three times the normal amount of sugar.
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    Image of Ivan the Terrabus Ivan the Terrabus
    07/17/09

    @Murilee Martin:

    Strongly suggest Blenheim Ginger Ale for the next one. Make sure you get the 'Hot' variety.
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    Image of Al Navarro Al Navarro
    07/17/09

    @MattP:
    Straight outta Hamer, SC. First tried it at Shulers BBQ in Latta. Amazing stuff. Surprisingly hot.
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    Image of Ivan the Terrabus Ivan the Terrabus
    07/17/09

    @Al Navarro:

    Certainly more appropriate for a race in Kershaw. Also, high surprise factor for those who "ain't from around here".
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    Image of Mazda Eric Mazda Eric
    07/17/09

    In reply to Ten Most Dangerous Foods To Eat While Driving
    So, what does it say about me that at least 4 of these photos makes me excited in my naughty bits?
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    Image of MANIKENZ MANIKENZ
    07/17/09

    In reply to Ten Most Dangerous Foods To Eat While Driving
    If no one else is going to nit pick #6 I will.
    BBQ is a type of food, generally slowly cooked over low heat with some type of wood used as fuel.

    Therefor, BBQ is not, under any circumstances, to be used as a verb. It is a noun... only... thank you.
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    Image of Pibbs Pibbs
    07/17/09

    In reply to Ten Most Dangerous Foods To Eat While Driving
    Tacos. My foot slipped off the brake pedal stopped at a red light once, with a delicious taco bell hard shell in my mouth. No damage though..

    BTW, If I could get a 3 gallon Mr. Pibb at the 7-11, I totally would.
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    Al Navarro promoted this comment Edited by Pibbs at 07/17/09 1:56 PM Pibbs was starred Pibbs was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    07/17/09

    In reply to Ten Most Dangerous Foods To Eat While Driving
    Based on the vehicle in #3, I say anything.

    I had a '73 Coupe deVille which came with variable-ratio power steering. It was truly odd, initially, and took "knee steering" out of the equation.

    Worked well as built-in sneeze protection, though.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07/17/09

    In reply to Ten Most Dangerous Foods To Eat While Driving
    Let's face it, there are only 2 seriously dangerous food groups -- greasy food, such that your fat little fingers slip on the steering wheel--and, much worse, spicy food. Because soon or later you are going to rub your eye, go blind, and wreck.
    Wait, there's a third group--"Dammit, I just dropped my Ho-Ho/Slim Jim/Milk Duds/Gummie Bears on the floor!"
    Just let it go. It will be there when you can safely stop. And think how embarrassing it will be on your death certificate. Cause of Death: Fumbling around in floorboard for donut while driving.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/17/09

    In reply to Ten Most Dangerous Foods To Eat While Driving
    Muff sandwiches are dangerous to eat and drive. Fun, but dangerous. I would recommend pulling over, preferably on a scenic overlook.
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    07/17/09

    @engineerd misses Uncle Pete: Tacos already made the list.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    07/17/09

    @GreenN_Gold: But no mudkips!
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    07/17/09

    In reply to Ten Most Dangerous Foods To Eat While Driving
    I thought the most dangerous meal would be the ortolan while driving a Renault.
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    Image of Al Navarro Al Navarro
    07/17/09

    @Steve_in_NC:
    COTD Pre-nom.

    Ortolans under napkins, FTW. Would a Citroen be even more Jalop?
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    07/17/09

    In reply to Ten Most Dangerous Foods To Eat While Driving
    They left crab legs off the list.
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    Image of Troggie42 is. Troggie42 is.
    07/17/09

    @P161911 now with M POWER!: Why stop at crab LEGS? I move that #1 honorable mention be eating softshell crabs. If you can pick a crab while driving and NOT crash, you should be awarded a badge-engineered :Pontiac G8 ST GXP.
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    07/17/09

    In reply to Ten Most Dangerous Foods To Eat While Driving
    It is a great leap of faith to eat french fries in a dark car at night. You always have that one nasty french fry that is black and rotten.
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    07/17/09

    In reply to Ten Most Dangerous Foods To Eat While Driving
    What about eating fried rice with chopsticks?
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    07/17/09

    @Number_Six: Not on the list? Must be perfectly safe.
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