Authorities Discover 1.3 Tons of Cocaine Hidden on Air France Flight

Authorities in France noticed something very strange when a Air France cargo flight arrived from Venezuela: it contained 30 suitcases that weren't registered to anyone on the plane, or anyone expecting to pick up the cargo. Intrigued, the officials opened the bags and found 1.3 tons of pure cocaine. That's a lot of… » 9/22/13 1:12pm 9/22/13 1:12pm

What's The Ultimate Car For A Cokehead?

For some reason, we sure have been talking about cocaine around here a lot lately. There was the coke-tastically 1980s DeLorean sedan, and then there was the Ferrari California posing next to what looked like a mountain of the white stuff. Blow and expensive cars just seem to go hand-in-hand! » 4/12/13 11:47am 4/12/13 11:47am

Florida Police Found An Alleged Murderer Sleeping In A Purple Lincoln…

Once upon a time in the magical land of Florida, an un-apprehended (alleged) murderer decided to take a nap. But like Rip Van Winkle far to the north, he slept too long, and awoke to find the boys in blue puzzling over the little bag of white powder sitting in his lap. » 10/23/12 4:30pm 10/23/12 4:30pm

Car Stereo Installer Must Be On Crack, Reports Customer For Being Same

Now let's say you're a car stereo installer in scenic Frederick, MD. We're going to go out on a limb and assume that your customer base is more than likely composed of 20-year-olds with chin strap beards and Pontiac G5s. Probably the kind of low-level drug dealers with just enough cash to afford a 20" subwoofer, but not … » 8/01/08 1:40pm 8/01/08 1:40pm

Look Out, Zimmer- Johnson Phantom In The House!

When a man's looking for an automobile that tells the world- nay, grabs the world by the lapels and screams high roller coming, you insignificant putz, you'd think that the Excalibur, Zimmer, and Stutz dealerships would pretty much have him covered. You would be wrong. Enter the '85 Johnson Phantom, now available on… » 9/12/07 10:30am 9/12/07 10:30am

Think The Stutz Diplomatica Is Too Restrained? Zimmer Golden Spirit!

Back in the early 1980s, a real high roller with ample white-powder resources and no sense of taste whatsoever had several Detroit-land-yacht-based glitzmobiles to choose from. There's some debate about which was the most ostentatious, but there's no doubt the Zimmer Golden Spirit is a heavy contender for the crown.… » 7/13/07 12:00pm 7/13/07 12:00pm

Cokehead Driver Grows Maze in Field!

An intoxicated driver, apparently coked to the gills, attempted to elude capture by the po-pos in England by driving into a field. The result? Four damaged patrol units, the offending driver's car in a ditch and a crop formation that would even give M. Night Shyamalan an uncontrollable case of the jibblies. [Thanks to » 6/25/07 8:15pm 6/25/07 8:15pm