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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/04/09

    In reply to Twin-Turbo Lexus IS-F: A Proper Jet Car Substitute
    Sounds like a dentist's drill.


    And my teeth just shivered with fear.

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    Image of WheatKing WheatKing
    05/04/09

    In reply to Twin-Turbo Lexus IS-F: A Proper Jet Car Substitute
    Nice Hyundai..


    on a side note..


    I've always wondered if it was some kind of inside joke to slap a big L on the forehead of Lexus cars..

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/04/09

    In reply to Twin-Turbo Lexus IS-F: A Proper Jet Car Substitute
    It should set itself on fire.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    05/04/09

    In reply to Twin-Turbo Lexus IS-F: A Proper Jet Car Substitute
    Nice picture of the pile of manure there. Oh, and what's that behind it?
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/04/09

    In reply to Twin-Turbo Lexus IS-F: A Proper Jet Car Substitute
    clean-up on aisle 4...
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/04/09

    In reply to Twin-Turbo Lexus IS-F: A Proper Jet Car Substitute
    Sweet crimson motherlover, that's astonishing! I cannot begin to fathom what I'd think hearing this thing coming down the road.


    This is the powertrain I want in the back of my Prius.

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/04/09

    @A pistonforging player: And it'd still be a Toyota in heart.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/01/09

    In reply to Hennessey V700 CTS-V: 700 HP, Four-Door ZR1
    Forged pistons?


    I'm actually being serious here, kind of.

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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    05/01/09

    In reply to Hennessey V700 CTS-V: 700 HP, Four-Door ZR1
    This is what God made Detroit for.

    Someone call up the boys in accounting.

    Tell them anything, but keep them building the CTS-V.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    05/01/09

    In reply to Hennessey V700 CTS-V: 700 HP, Four-Door ZR1
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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    05/01/09

    In reply to Hennessey V700 CTS-V: 700 HP, Four-Door ZR1
    Don't mess with Texas.
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    Image of Quattro-luvr Quattro-luvr
    05/01/09

    @TexanIdiot25- we're boned....: Don't ever mess with Texas.
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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    05/02/09

    @Quattro-luvr: Cuz we have crazy 700hp Cadillacs up our sleeves.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    05/02/09

    @TexanIdiot25- we're boned....: Yeah, leave Texas alone...


    But texans; they're fun to fcuk with!

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    05/01/09

    In reply to Hennessey V700 CTS-V: 700 HP, Four-Door ZR1
    HRE...mmmm...Oh, drool on keyboard. Not good.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    05/01/09

    In reply to Hennessey V700 CTS-V: 700 HP, Four-Door ZR1
    Holy hell in a piss bucket, I just peed myself a little.


    Let's see what we have here:

    Blown LS engine - Check

    Four Doors - Check

    Sleeper Status - Check

    Luxurious- Check

    Car Boner Factor - Check


    *Hits up Google to see how much organs are going for.

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    05/01/09

    @aSoundofSleep Forager of Pistons: haha, I'm not sure how much of a sleeper it is when it sounds like that.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/01/09

    @aSoundofSleep Forager of Pistons: Just don't sell the organ that's being affected by this car...
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    05/01/09

    In reply to Hennessey V700 CTS-V: 700 HP, Four-Door ZR1
    You can't deny that those aren't impressive numbers


    I CAN deny that those aren't impressive numbers. They are very impressive.


    /ass
    //could care less

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    Image of The Auto Insider The Auto Insider
    05/01/09

    @Ash78: You're so awesome Ash.
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    05/01/09

    @The Auto Insider: I'm punching myself for you.
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    Image of The Auto Insider The Auto Insider
    05/01/09

    @Ash78: Punch just a little bit harder and just a tad lower.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    05/01/09

    @Ash78: Plus I think it's spelled "number's."
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    05/02/09

    @theeastbaykid: No, the impressiveness belongs to all the numbers, so it would be "numbers'".
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    05/01/09

    In reply to Hennessey V700 CTS-V: 700 HP, Four-Door ZR1
    Oh. My.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    05/01/09

    @beercheck:

    I just dropped my monocle too!
     Reply
    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    05/01/09

    In reply to Hennessey V700 CTS-V: 700 HP, Four-Door ZR1
    Take me to another place, take me to another land
    Get me a third mortgage, lease it
    Make me true GM fan


    /it was all a dream about Hennessey

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