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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    Bitch... Must... Die...
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    Slightly off-topic, but there's entirely too much beaver cleavage in that lead pic. I'm having trouble keeping my lunch down and libido up.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    And the worst part is, she'd just laid the eggs. So now the car has herpes, too.
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    Image of Jason Shirey Jason Shirey
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    Whenever she opens her mouth, whether to speak or insert something, it almost always confirms the fact that she only has two brain cells.


    Paris! I heard you egg'd that car!


    Paris: oh my god, no I didn't, you guys...

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/13/09

    @Jason Shirey: You give her entirely too much credit.
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    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    "we'll always have Paris".... hell. everybody's had Paris....
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    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    I looked up the word "celebretard"... it had a picture of Paris
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    I still can't figure out why people are fascinated with her.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/13/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Because humans are shallow, stupid creatures.


    This message has been brought to you by the American Misanthropy Society, also known as NAMBLA.

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    Image of Jagvar Jagvar
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    Shouldn't a Veyron be safely tucked away in a locked, heated garage in the first place?
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/13/09

    @Jagvar: And she shoudl be tucked safely away in a mental hospital.


    For our mental health, that is.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    She threw an egg... at a VEYRON!?


    That's it. She's done. Fucking kill her. End of story. Sniper shot to the head, beheading, don't care. The Veyron at least uses the earth's oxygen to do something useful, Paris just wastes it... and now she's crossed the line.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: (And because we have a lot of new people here... as with all my comments, that is somewhat tongue-in-cheek and exaggerated for dramatic effect. Calm down.)
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    Image of Pew Pew BOOM Pew Pew BOOM
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: Let a Veyron drag her at 200mph, that would be totally awesome.
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    Image of Jagvar Jagvar
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir:


    Yes, we must sacrifice her in time for harvest!

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: I see nothing wrong or misleading about your comment.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: Obviously your Canadian sensibilities kicked in. For a second there I thought you had moved south.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: No, no, no. Killing is NOT justifiable. Just kidnap her, remove all forms of ID, money and means of communication, and dump her somewhere isolated.....like Terra Del Fuego.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/13/09

    @Jagvar: If we kill Paris Hilton, not only will there be a great harvest, but global warming will reverse itself, cars will suddenly all sprout an extra four cylinders but somehow get twice their previous mpg, all plants on earth will flower simultaneously, clothing will suddenly become optional, and a kitten will scamper singing through a meadow on the way to bringing you a cupcake.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/13/09

    @Ln th Jlpchck: So I'll have a straight eight in the front and a V12 in the back? Or two eights? Does each engine get four extra cylinders or do we have to split them around the car?


    These are all questions more important than cool naked kitten cupcake flower meadows.

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/13/09

    @strllng plyr: Nope, that's per engine!! The configuration will also change to your preferred layout. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go buy a V-8 car so I can have a sweet flat 12 when someone finally offs the bitch.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/13/09

    @I have a cat that can beat me up: Only 200mph? I say vmax.
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    05/13/09

    @Ln th Jlpchck: That rivals Martin Luther King. God bless you.
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    Image of domino domino
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: no, a sniper shot is excessive and not punishment enough for deliberately ruining those cars. i think ms. hilton should be forced to eat the equivalent value of the cars in fried chicken and donuts. i don't think she would egg another car after that.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/13/09

    @Ln th Jlpchck: Okay, good. W8 in the front, straight 12 in the back.


    Perfect.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/13/09

    @strllng plyr: What happens if you have a rotary?


    /my mind asplode at a car run by 8 rotary engines.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/13/09

    @domino: Cruel and unusual. I like it!
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/13/09

    @engineerd: Same here!
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/13/09

    @engineerd: Well, I could say they'd go from two to six rotors, but that's a cop-out. My new primary goal in life is to purchase an FD RX-7, take out Paris, and be graced with a two-rotor, four-cylinder Mazda.


    That, that's living.

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/13/09

    @engineerd: new rule: if you have a rotary, you get a(n extra) pair of turbos. FD RX-7s? Suddenly quad turbo. How's that, fellas? :)
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    05/13/09

    @engineerd:
    You get this:
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/13/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: I want that in my life.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    05/13/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: aaannd a hearty click for that...


    Now, if you'll excuse me...

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    Image of badco/LoJ badco/LoJ
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a Bugatti Veyron?


    You can't fit three Paris Hiltons inside a Bugatti Veyron.

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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/13/09

    @badco/LoJ: But you can fit the Vey....oooooooh, NOW I get it. Ouch.
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    Image of KillerBee KillerBee
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    I hate her soul.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/13/09

    @KillerBee: Wrong answer. She obviously doesn't have one.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    05/13/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: I wish I could heart click you again.
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    Image of WillysWonka WillysWonka
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    Are they sure it was egged? It could have been the new Veyron Benedict edition. I belive the plan is to follow it with a Veyron Florentine and a Veyron Thermidor. Together with the Veyron Bleu, that means you can have a special edition supercar to match every meal.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/13/09

    @WillysWonka: I'm waiting for the Bugatti Beycon
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/13/09

    @Skunky: MMMMM Beycon!
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    Image of WillysWonka WillysWonka
    05/13/09

    @Jo Schmo: By my estimates, a Bugatti Beycon would contain 641,641 calories. That would mean that it contained about 57 kilograms of fat, giving it one thing in common with the average Taurus.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/13/09

    @WillysWonka: Fantastic. Heart-click.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    Wow, who knew Paris Hilton was still in the seventh grade?
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/13/09

    @strllng plyr: What?!? She actually passed sixth grade?
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    05/13/09

    @strllng plyr: She acts like it. I never cared for her, but I care for her even less now. Childish and idiotic and stupid!!
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/13/09

    @skaycog: She's an idiot, straight up, but to be quite honest I didn't mind her existence as a stupid but hot gal for stupid high school and college girls to emulate, not before she hurt the Veyron. That? That was a mistake.
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    05/13/09

    @strllng plyr: Paris: "Mom, why do I have bigger boobs than the other girls in the seventh grade?"

    Mom: "Because you're 19, honey."
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    05/13/09

    @strllng plyr: Most of us guessed....
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    First bacon, now eggs? Why are you torturing me while I wait for lunch time? I'm totally hitting up Jack In The Box for some breakfast sandwiches!
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    No, that is just the limited "sunny-side up" edition Veyron.
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