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    Ford's Mark Fields Sees Upside To Loans

    What Comes Out When You Crack Open A 2010 Ford Taurus?

    Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck

    Who's The Boss: Ford To Axe Boss Engine In Mustang, Limit Use To Super-Duty?

    Toyota Tries To Lower Expectations On Plug-In Hybrids, Mark Fields Asks For Handout To Build Them

    Leaked Fields E-Mail: Ford To Reduce Salaried Costs by 15%, Two-Ply Going To One

    Lincoln: Going Global Baby!

    Are Bold Moves No Longer Happening Every Day At Ford?

    Ad Watch: Ford Taurus, Brought To You By Mark Fields?

    Stop The Presses! Ford CEO Earns More Than Blogger
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    Image of 80honda 80honda
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ford's Mark Fields Sees Upside To Loans
    By "Mountain of cash"


    Do you mean all that money Ford has from mortgaging every single asset they use to own? Including rights to the logo!


    One day Ford will be required to pay that money back, where will the money come from?

    [www.nytimes.com]

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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    02/18/09

    @80honda: Well they got as far as this:


    Step 1 steal underwhere
    Step 2 ?
    Step 3 Profit

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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    02/18/09

    @OldeEnglishD: nice spelling dipshit
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ford's Mark Fields Sees Upside To Loans
    Yay Ford.
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    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ford's Mark Fields Sees Upside To Loans
    I read where his total compensation for 2007 was just shy of $8.39 million. Truly, this makes me want to choke the shit out of someone.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    02/18/09

    @Timtoolman, now with power tools!: And A-Rod is getting the full support of his teammates.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/18/09

    @Ash78: "A-Rod is limp" joke in 3, 2...


    /newenglander

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ford's Mark Fields Sees Upside To Loans
    I like how the posts are alternating between Carpocalypse and mindless entertainment this morning. Jalopnik: Manic Depression Edition.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/18/09

    @SirNotAppearing: That's because Murilee isn't around to temper our emotions. She is our Jalopnik Prozac.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/18/09

    @engineerd is a Jalopaholic: Substitute "malt liquor" for "Prozac", and I think you're right.


    /insert generic "liquor in the front, poker in the rear" Murilee reference here.

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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    02/18/09

    @Deartháir:


    You are absolutely on fire today. Heart-click. How have I not done that yet?

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/18/09

    @Deartháir: Its good to have you around today!
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/18/09

    @SirNotAppearing:


    "Jalopnik: Manic Depression Edition" has nothing on

    "Deadspin: Horribly Racist Commenters Edition"


    [deadspin.com]

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/18/09

    @aSoundofSleep: Dude, I'm running on like 2 hours of sleep. I might very well be on fire, I wouldn't have enough awareness of the world around me to notice.


    I'm surprised I'm actually coherent.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/18/09

    @Deartháir: Don't kid yourself.


    Hey, do I smell smoke?

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ford's Mark Fields Sees Upside To Loans
    It's good when the hurricane misses your house. It's better when it misses your state entirely. Ford has no incentive to see GM become an ever growing sinkhole, that takes its own suppliers and a lot of the rest of the economy along with it.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ford's Mark Fields Sees Upside To Loans
    I can't take Mark Fields seriously. First, his statement that he thinks a committee will do a better job shows how out of touch with reality he has become. Second, all I can see when I look at him is this:


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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ford's Mark Fields Sees Upside To Loans
    Having a committee instead of a car czar will allow GM and Chrysler to educate more government officials to the state of the industry and the importance of the industry.


    Dad, can I have $60 billion?


    No!


    Mom, can I have $60 billion?


    What did your father say?


    He was okay with it.


    Well then, I guess so . . .

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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    02/18/09

    @graverobber: Murilopnik Weekends mean I can cut back on th...:

    *Mom grabs checkbook, starts writing, then pauses...*

    Wait a minute! What's it for?
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/18/09

    @graverobber: Murilopnik Weekends mean I can cut back on th...: That same quote stuck out for me too. I need waders just to get through it all.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ford's Mark Fields Sees Upside To Loans
    He should turn his attentions to his wife's failing cookie business.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/18/09

    @Ash78: Coffee meets monitor once again. That was funny.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ford's Mark Fields Sees Upside To Loans
    And by "mountain of cash" you mean "pile of pennies", right?


    Honestly though, good for Ford. I'm excited to see at least one of the three Musketeers doing well.

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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    02/18/09

    @aSoundofSleep: I think he meant an inverted mountain of cash, as in, "Ford's huge hole is a little bit smaller than GM's ginormous crevasse and Chrysler's Grand Canyon."
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    02/18/09

    @combat chuck: Bizarro Ford!
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    02/18/09

    @combat chuck:


    At first glance I thought you wrote Chrysler's Grand Caravan which is ironic because they all belong in the Grand Canyon.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/18/09

    @aSoundofSleep: Why would you ruin the Grand Canyon like that? I would just sink them all in Lake Superior.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/18/09

    @aSoundofSleep: I'm excited to see at least one of the three Stooges doing well.


    /fixed that for ya.


    //cue angry retort from rlj676 in 5... 4... 3...

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/18/09

    @Deartháir: He'll be okay, because I'm about to cast Toyota and Honda as Laurel and Hardy.
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    Image of RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment
    02/18/09

    @Deartháir:


    hey now...low blow

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/18/09

    @rlj676-Carbon Footprint Size - Clownshoe: Oh you know I tease because I love. C'mere, big guy, gimme a hug.


    /Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ford's Mark Fields Sees Upside To Loans
    Where did the mullet go?
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    01/15/09

    In reply to What Comes Out When You Crack Open A 2010 Ford Taurus?
    A new innovation in safety, the entire body now splits in half to diminish the effect of a front end impact.
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    01/15/09

    In reply to What Comes Out When You Crack Open A 2010 Ford Taurus?
    Ford's new smooth glass-topped model is targeted at the insecure male demographic.


    It comes standard with hair plugs.

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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    01/15/09

    In reply to What Comes Out When You Crack Open A 2010 Ford Taurus?
    /bordering on good taste here...feel free to slap me if appropriate.


    Reflecting Ford corporate structure, Ford's new Egg model model is all white inside.

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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    01/15/09

    In reply to What Comes Out When You Crack Open A 2010 Ford Taurus?
    Implementing results of more poor market research while to break into the Russian market, Ford reveals it's new MarkRFields Egg.


    They await Stalin's response.

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    Image of sos10 sos10
    01/15/09

    In reply to What Comes Out When You Crack Open A 2010 Ford Taurus?
    A splitting headache?
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