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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    08/11/09

    In reply to The Four Dorkmen Of The Carpocalypse Ride Again
    @number4
    OH NO, it's CYKILL
    It's a Gobot, right?
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    08/11/09

    In reply to The Four Dorkmen Of The Carpocalypse Ride Again
    Yeah, these dudes are just having fun with cars. No problem with that. Except for the guy who things the Ecto-1 is a Dodge Magnum. He is a dork.
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    Image of ihatemybike ihatemybike
    08/11/09

    In reply to The Four Dorkmen Of The Carpocalypse Ride Again
    Don't see why so many are giving these guys a hard time. They're having fun. Most people tend to like their vehicle getting noticed, people smiling, and generally having a good time.
    My wife has a lifted Jeep Liberty that she takes off road pretty much every chance she gets. She loves it when people check it out.
    My stupid $250 beater Astro (poop brown window van) sports a poorly done A-Team van stripe. People are always tell me how cool it is, young ladies slow down to take a closer look and wave. It's just a stupid stripe, but it's fun. Can't wait to break out the paint rollers and do it up proper.
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    Al Navarro promoted this comment ihatemybike was starred ihatemybike was unstarred
    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    08/11/09

    @ihatemybike: poop brown. awesome.
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    08/11/09

    In reply to The Four Dorkmen Of The Carpocalypse Ride Again
    And I will continue chasing them down on my bmx bike until I get paid my $2 for newspaper delivery. I'll even swap skis for tires and ride down a mountain if I have to.

    /can't stop the 80s
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    Edited by eggwich del fiero at 08/11/09 2:12 PM eggwich del fiero was starred eggwich del fiero was unstarred
    Image of Turboner Turboner
    08/11/09

    @eggwich: Ricki speaks the international language, the language of love.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    08/11/09

    In reply to The Four Dorkmen Of The Carpocalypse Ride Again
    According to the Oxford dictionary, "dork" is a slang term for a whale's male genitalia. That explains why the Magnum looks so pleased with itself.
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    Image of GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls
    08/11/09

    @pauljones: As long as it doesn't cross the streams...
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    08/11/09

    @goingincirclez pours some out for the fallen: That's what the Jeep is for. And, in an emergency, the General Lee.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/11/09

    @pauljones: Pix or it didn't happen.
     Reply
    mr_dude was starred mr_dude was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    08/11/09

    In reply to The Four Dorkmen Of The Carpocalypse Ride Again
    Shockwave motorcycle
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    Image of discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice
    08/11/09

    In reply to The Four Dorkmen Of The Carpocalypse Ride Again
    Note to self: stay away from Boulder this week. So, pretty much what I always do.
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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    08/11/09

    In reply to The Four Dorkmen Of The Carpocalypse Ride Again
    I saw that Magnum at Comic-Con in San Diego....which gives it instant Street cred with the crowd I run with....uh.....yeah
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    08/11/09

    In reply to The Four Dorkmen Of The Carpocalypse Ride Again
    Ok, in defense of General Lee clones everywhere I present this as proof some are really cool. 2:52 mark for the General. He took the tires down to the cords for everyone there.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    08/11/09

    In reply to The Four Dorkmen Of The Carpocalypse Ride Again
    Proof that the the Ghostbusters Magnum is beyond stupid:
    1) Building our own movie car replica = dweeby.
    2) Using the wrong car for a movie car replica = lame.
    3) An Ecto-1 that's not based on the iconic 1959 Cadillac Ambulance = pointless
    4) Making a Magnum look silly = cruel.
    Dweeby = .5 stupid
    Lame = 1.75 stupid
    Pointless = 1.2 stupid
    Cruel = 1.0 stupid.
    0.5 x 1.75 x 1.2 x 1.0 = 1.05
    1.05 > 1.0
    There you go, beyond stupid.
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    08/11/09


    @Tanshanomi: Ghostbusters Magnum guy really should be hanging with Chevette General Lee guy:
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    08/11/09

    In reply to The Four Dorkmen Of The Carpocalypse Ride Again

    (clears throat, loosens tie, sets feet shoulder width part, takes deep breath and then, from the diaphragm)
    NEERRRRRDDSS!!!!!
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    08/11/09

    @SCROGGS!!!: that's my second favorite thing to yell at crowded sports events. Yeah, I'm That Guy.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/11/09

    @eggwich: Your first favorite thing must be "Go Red Sox".
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    08/11/09

    @mr_dude: Nah, #1 is "Stoned Again!"
    (#3 is "Leyland/Trammell in 2012!" (Go Tigers))
     Reply
    eggwich del fiero was starred eggwich del fiero was unstarred
    Image of GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls
    08/11/09

    In reply to The Four Dorkmen Of The Carpocalypse Ride Again
    All together now: "One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong..."

    I really don't want to be snarky, because it takes a fair amount of fanboy love and dedication - however arguably misplaced - to clone a movie car. But a Dodge Magnum Ecto-1, really? I get that a '59 Miller-Meteor is unobtanium these days, but if you're a true fan of a show, you should realize some things are just better left alone. Otherwise why not use an Aerostar or AMC Eagle. Or a Pruis or hell even my Freestyle.

    I am reminded of Tyler Durden: "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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    Edited by GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls at 08/11/09 1:23 PM GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls was starred GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls was unstarred
    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    08/11/09

    @goingincirclez pours some out for the fallen: Actually, an AMC Eagle-based Eco-1 would be light-years cooler than this. Just because of the Eagle Mindwarp Effect.
     Reply
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    Image of GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls
    08/11/09

    @Tanshanomi: I caused a minor stir with my geek friends at work with the following question:
    "In 1984, the car Ray Stanz found for the Ghostbusters had just turned 25. So, pretend it's not happening until now, 2009: You have to find a 25-year-old functional beater to use. What car from 1984 would work?"
    We never realized how *brilliant* the Ecto-1 is, and how wretched the cars of 1984 were, until trying to answer this question. AMC eagle was arguably the best choice. Ford Aerostar would have one the "2010 (to 1985) edition". Try it. There really is no substitute.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    08/11/09

    In reply to The Four Dorkmen Of The Carpocalypse Ride Again
    With the exception of the guy with the Charger, the thing that surprises me the most is that they have girlfriends.
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    pauljones promoted this comment Flathead Smith was starred Flathead Smith was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    08/11/09

    @Flathead Smith: It's not all that surprising.

    It's no secret that the job market has taken a massive hit these past few years. And who are the most likely to lose their jobs? Women. Because like it or not, we live in a very sexist society that places little emphasis on your work or your ability to positively contribute to the world if you don't have male genitalia. It doesn't matter if that douchebag with male genitalia is an abject moron that does not know his thumb from his male genitalia. The simple fact is that he has male genitalia. The result? A lot of brilliant and capable women were robbed of their jobs, and have been forced to find other means of supporting themselves. Even if that means temporarily dating a dork that actually has a job that pays well enough for him to afford to recreate a dorkmobile to tool around with on weekends.

    Poor women. They always get the poop end of the deal.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    08/11/09

    @pauljones:
    Well said, mr.pauljones. Remind me not to shake hands with that moron who doesn't know his thumb from his genitalia.
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    pauljones promoted this comment skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    08/11/09

    @skaycog misses lost friends: I expected another kick in the balls from you for that comment, actually. :p
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    08/11/09

    @pauljones:
    I knew that. Don't you still have the last kick in the balls that I gave you? Wanna nother?
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    08/11/09

    @pauljones: Actually in today’s politically correct atmosphere a white male is far more likely to lose his job than any other group. If you are a crippled woman of any color, then you are safe.
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    08/11/09

    In reply to The Four Dorkmen Of The Carpocalypse Ride Again
    So Ecto-1 gets yet another makeover and they kicked Doc Brown out of the primary lineup for the Duke boys. I'm actually pleased to see that the DeLorean got some add-on external cables to start getting that classic '80's time machine look.
    I don't understand how their mothers put up with these in their garages.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    08/11/09

    @TimTim wears black for our banned brethren: Doc Brown could kick Venkman, Stantz, Spengler AND Zeddmore's collective para-normal scientific ass.
    Simultaneously.
    Without Supernatural power, just his normal, Exceptionally Awesome level of Normal Science.
     Reply
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    Image of Northernsky Northernsky
    08/11/09

    In reply to The Four Dorkmen Of The Carpocalypse Ride Again
    I have to say I've always wanted to make a Jurassic Park replica Wrangler... *jealous*
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    mr_dude promoted this comment Northernsky was starred Northernsky was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/11/09

    @Northernsky: That's a very brave thing you just said. I dub thee Nerdicus Maximus.
     Reply
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    08/11/09

    @Northernsky: I always wanted an Indiana Jones hat.
     Reply
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    Image of Northernsky Northernsky
    08/11/09

    @mr_dude: @mr_dude: I've been called worse.
    It'd be worth it just to brighten the days of anyone who gazed upon me in it, cruising around looking for raptors, weilding a SPAS-12 and a stern look.
    Robert Muldoon is my hero.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/11/09

    @Northernsky: Be honest, how many times have you uttered "clever girl" post-coitally?

    Well if we're all coming out, I once brought a phaser to a gun fight.
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    Image of Northernsky Northernsky
    08/11/09

    @mr_dude: I've admitted to wanting a Jurassic Park jeep and you think I've ever engaged in coitus?
    Bob Peck (the actor who played Muldoon) died ten years ago this year. On the anniversary of his death, my friends and I made it our mission to work as many Muldoon quotes as possible into our daily conversations.
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