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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/20/09

    In reply to Aussie Mitsubishi Evo Ad Defies Physics, Looks Awesome
    That might have beaten the CTS-V.

    Just sayin' :)
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/20/09

    @Mobius: Might? Blasphemer!
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/20/09

    In reply to Aussie Mitsubishi Evo Ad Defies Physics, Looks Awesome
    Well the cg and defied physics makes me lean more toward Electronic Arts.

    At least they tastefully left out Fosters can exhaust.
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    Image of FightingChance FightingChance
    11/20/09

    @mr_dude: Yeah I felt a Need for Speed Underground vibe. Good looking auto.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/20/09

    @FightingChance: Sadly missing the horrible, horrible fmv scenes.
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    Image of coupeZ600 coupeZ600
    11/09/09

    In reply to Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
    I've spent 25+ years as a tractor-trailer driver doing everything in my power to stop the rear (or any, for that matter) axle from breaking loose, so this would be a good thing for me. Feeling the ass-end come round is a horrible feeling and instinct almost always takes over and stops it, even when I'm in a car in the snow and know there's nothing to hit. And like jewce says below, cooking $500 worth of tires and not having the boss come out and fire you is almost worth another $500 in itself. I'm in.
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    Edited by coupeZ600 at 11/09/09 4:54 PM coupeZ600 was starred coupeZ600 was unstarred
    Image of dal20402 dal20402
    11/09/09

    @coupeZ600: I hear you. I spent quite awhile (although nowhere near 25 years) as a bus driver, most of it behind the wheel of 60-foot pusher artics. Feeling that huge engine block waggle that tail around on wet pavement was enough to swear me off oversteer forever... unless I'm on a skidpad with someone else's car. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    coupeZ600 promoted this comment dal20402 was starred dal20402 was unstarred
    Image of coupeZ600 coupeZ600
    11/10/09

    @dal20402: One of the most nauseating experiences I've ever had while driving was feeling a big ten-wheel dump truck/snow-plow break loose at about 3mph in a total white-out. That's the crazy/fun/terrifying part of driving a highway plow-truck: the blade makes this totally flat and slick surface right in front of you, and the cinders/sand/salt that you're spreading only helps people behind you. You spend your whole shift working on one of the diciest surfaces possible, and when it comes loose it feels awful. Just the crown of the road had caused it, and after I was sure I was stopped, I just sat there several minutes until it eased up and I saw another plow coming at me. When I got up next to him, I realized it was the driver who had been right behind me, and I had spun a full 180 and was now going the other way. Scary.
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    Edited by coupeZ600 at 11/10/09 1:16 AM coupeZ600 was starred coupeZ600 was unstarred
    Image of GiantOctopus GiantOctopus
    11/09/09

    In reply to Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
    I totally dig your writing style. I am thrilled at your addition to the Jalopnik team! I'd love to see some videos of a sideways evo with you at the helm. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    ThreeLitre promoted this comment GiantOctopus was starred GiantOctopus was unstarred
    Image of ThreeLitre ThreeLitre
    11/09/09

    @GiantOctopus: I agree. He writes well. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    Image of OA 5599 OA 5599
    11/09/09

    In reply to Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
    As a homeschooling parent, I'm afraid this Evolution driving school doesn't suit my child's needs. Please let me know when the Intelligent Design driving school is offered. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    11/09/09

    @OA 5599: Flying Spaghetti Monster did it. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    Image of Tyson Tyson
    11/09/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: I just worry that the beer volcano won't mix with sideways Evos. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/09/09

    In reply to Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
    Think they'll wise up at the dealer's, if I lace up my driving shoes before the test drive? #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    Image of Master P will teach you to die like a real man Master P will teach you to die like a real man
    11/09/09

    In reply to Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
    As a 'Rex owner, I'd do this to learn more about the proper way to hoon a turbo AWD car. (Besides the usual "dirt road and a fifth of Jack" method...)

    But $1000? That's really steep for a one-day class.
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    Edited by Master P will teach you to die like a real man at 11/09/09 4:14 PM Master P will teach you to die like a real man was starred Master P will teach you to die like a real man was unstarred
    Image of jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms
    11/09/09

    @Master P will teach you to die like a real man: Not really. I'm sure you bake a set of tires throughout the day. Knock off $500 for those and your about where most other single day schools are. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    coupeZ600 promoted this comment jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms was starred jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms was unstarred
    Image of brandegee brandegee
    09/15/09

    In reply to Hamann BMW X6 Tycoon EVO: Tuning In The Bad Taste
    Chechen rebel, your car is ready.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/15/09

    In reply to Hamann BMW X6 Tycoon EVO: Tuning In The Bad Taste
    So this is the Zoo Tycoon, right?
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    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    09/15/09

    In reply to Hamann BMW X6 Tycoon EVO: Tuning In The Bad Taste

    Dare to be Different
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/15/09

    In reply to Hamann BMW X6 Tycoon EVO: Tuning In The Bad Taste
    Like many situations in life, this could be immediately improved by removing zebra.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    09/15/09

    In reply to Hamann BMW X6 Tycoon EVO: Tuning In The Bad Taste

    The perfect suit for this guy...whoever he is...
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    Image of citroën67 citroën67
    09/15/09

    In reply to Hamann BMW X6 Tycoon EVO: Tuning In The Bad Taste
    I saw that pic and thought that it was a spy photo.
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    Image of Pew Pew BOOM Pew Pew BOOM
    09/15/09

    In reply to Hamann BMW X6 Tycoon EVO: Tuning In The Bad Taste
    "That's a big ass zebra, hand me the rocket launcher."
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    09/15/09

    In reply to Hamann BMW X6 Tycoon EVO: Tuning In The Bad Taste
    Those aren't zebra stripes, they are stretch marks.
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