Earlier this month we brought you a list of five ways to get screwed the Cash For Clunkers bill. A lot has happened in a month and we now we've got three more ways to get screwed.

The Cash for Clunkers bill, a.k.a. the CARS program, is now active. If you're interested in trading up they've released the rules, all 136 pages of them, which we summarize for you below.

Washington politicians, drunk with power from the inauguration of The One, want to offer you cash to take your clunker off the road to buy a new greener car. Worst idea ever.