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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    In reply to "The Other MINI" Ad Campaign Is Clever, Somewhat Strange
    I passed what appeared to be a Clubman the other day--it just looked like another Mini but with an ass deformity of some kind.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/13/09

    In reply to "The Other MINI" Ad Campaign Is Clever, Somewhat Strange
    That's because the Clubman is an ugly, fat piece of junk.


    Sorry, I'm bitter. I saw a REAL Mini yesterday. You know, the Mr. Bean Minis. There really is no similarity at all with these big BMW things.

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: Exactly, this Mini will always be a thousand times cooler then any of the new ones...
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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    05/13/09

    @Dr.Danger is a pottymouth: HEAR THIS BMW!? LISTEN TO US!


    Your target market shouldn't be mid-life crisis men, school run mums and spoilt teenage girls...IT SHOULD BE JALOPERS.


    Every time BMW produces another badge-prostituted Mini I die a little inside. Not just because they're not real Minis, but because people think they are.


    I hate to admit it, but these days when someone says "Mini" I immediately think of the bulky BMW...not the original, and it hurts me; I feel ashamed every time I see a classic one.


    /rant

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/13/09

    @Dhillaz: @Dr.Danger is a pottymouth: I would LOVE to be able to buy something cool and tiny like this. I quite like the SmartCars (before you rant, remember, we get the good diesels up here) but they're just not awesome the way the original Mini was.


    Furthermore, I've driven a Mini, (a real one, I mean) and still don't understand how they can have so much goddamn room inside! How is it they're larger on the inside than on the outside?

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    05/13/09

    In reply to "The Other MINI" Ad Campaign Is Clever, Somewhat Strange
    That puss would look better in boots.
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    05/13/09

    In reply to "The Other MINI" Ad Campaign Is Clever, Somewhat Strange
    Someone in my town has a Clubman that I see regularly. What an ill-proportioned, haphazardly-conceived mess that thing is. It just doesn't make sense.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    05/13/09

    @TV's Paul Y.: They sell the Clubman on this side of the pond? Never seen one in the States, but IIRC you're Canadian, right?
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    05/13/09

    @Ash78: I envy you... I see those things almost daily. I almost got in an accident once trying to not look at it.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/13/09

    In reply to "The Other MINI" Ad Campaign Is Clever, Somewhat Strange
    Not a black sheep. A black whale maybe.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    05/13/09

    In reply to "The Other MINI" Ad Campaign Is Clever, Somewhat Strange
    Wait, the Clubman? Shouldn't this kid be about 4 stone overweight? And the rest of the family thin?
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    05/13/09

    In reply to "The Other MINI" Ad Campaign Is Clever, Somewhat Strange
    The ad campaign seems backward, as the Cooper S is more Hooliganesque than the Clubman will ever hope to be.


    The Cooper S wears a Polo shirt with blue jeans, and the Clubman sports Chinos and a sweater vest.


    And the Camaro SS is still rocking the Motley Crue tee from high school, worn nearly sheer through 2 decades of regular use.

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    Image of area_educator area_educator
    05/13/09

    @smalleyxb122: rocking the Motley Crue tee from high school, worn nearly sheer through 2 decades of regular use


    The shirt's held together only by the tenacity of its screen-printing.

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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    05/14/09

    @area_educator kids...: Sorry, the Camaro SS is wearing a Mötley Crüe tee brand new from the Urban Outfitters at the Cherry Creek Mall (or insert any other uppscale mall you can think of).


    Not that that makes the Clubman any more counter-culture either.

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    Image of Steve Neill Steve Neill
    05/13/09

    In reply to "The Other MINI" Ad Campaign Is Clever, Somewhat Strange
    Someone wanna tell me why the dad looks to be about 80?
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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    05/13/09

    @Steve Neill: You'd look 80 too if you had that many kids.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/22/09

    In reply to MINI Cooper S Clubman Airstream Concept: Let's Motorlounge
    "Look at me! I can tow a Quonset hut!"


    No, you can't.

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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    04/22/09

    In reply to MINI Cooper S Clubman Airstream Concept: Let's Motorlounge
    Look at the hitch setup on that mini. The drawbar on my lawn tractor that I use to tug around a yard cart full of branches looks more substantial than that.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/22/09

    In reply to MINI Cooper S Clubman Airstream Concept: Let's Motorlounge
    Cool concept. Can you hose them out?
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    04/22/09

    In reply to MINI Cooper S Clubman Airstream Concept: Let's Motorlounge
    This would be so much cooler:
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    04/22/09

    In reply to MINI Cooper S Clubman Airstream Concept: Let's Motorlounge
    Gee, this gives me the opportunity to bring up my Airstream Article: Enjoy

    [jalopnik.com]
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    Image of clinto clinto
    04/22/09

    In reply to MINI Cooper S Clubman Airstream Concept: Let's Motorlounge
    I foresee some unpleasant photos in the family vacation picture album:
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    04/22/09

    @clinto: how many times has this advertisement for an insurance company been linked... it is stil funny though.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    04/22/09

    In reply to MINI Cooper S Clubman Airstream Concept: Let's Motorlounge
    What kind of powerplant is in that Airstream that it can push a Mini Cooper?
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    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of mechimike mechimike
    04/22/09

    @Ash78: I see what you just did there.
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