Well Great, The Clowns Are Now MobileAlanis King10/15/16 1:45pm17618EditPromoteGo to permalinkIn case you hadn’t noticed, clowns are terrifying pretty much everyone. Clowns in the woods, clowns threatening schools—you get the idea. But this clown is straight out of a horror plot, hanging from the back of a vehicle like a true menace to society. We can’t run anymore. The clowns are mobile.