A friend of mine had the LeBaron that he drove in high school start on fire for no good reason in a parking lot. Then, he told the story to a roomful of people in an Andy Rooney voice, and thus his minor tragedy (it was just a crappy car, after all, no one got hurt, nothing of value was lost) became pure comedy gold.
So, it warms my heart when a crappy Chrysler product starts on fire for no good reason. #carfire
I upgraded my cable for the express purpose of seeing Top Gear again. Of course, I told the spouse it was to get the arty stuff on BBC and some science channels and movies, y'know, because of complaints that such were lacking in our very low tier cable set up.
Top Gear. It's easily worth 50 cents a day to me. #topgear
I agree. I'm just a child really, but I think my skillz are better then my elders. Specifically my mom. Who, last Friday, drove off with the Tempo's rear passenger door open. I, have never done that. #snl
When the GPS in the RX300 mis-routes, due to the data being almost a decade old, I pat Princess, the car's name, gently on the dash and tell her it's okay, we all get old.... #snl
@that ain't the way to have fun, son: Senility is a serious problem for old cars these days. I think mine is incontinent it keeps leaking in the driveway. #snl
Romeo take me shomewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there'sh left to do ish run
You'll be zhe prinshe and I'll be zhe princshesshhhhhhhhh
It'sh a love shtory baby just shay yeshhhhhhh"
@danio3834: The United States decided we can't trust Canadians with the full internet in the same way George can't trust Lennie with a small animal. #snl
@danio3834: And although the UK is the only country in the world besides the USA that has full access to F-15 technology and parts, and not actually using a single one of them, we can't have Hulu. #snl
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So, it warms my heart when a crappy Chrysler product starts on fire for no good reason. #carfire
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Amen to the car Gods #carfire
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But why did they have Hammond play himself? #topgear
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Top Gear. It's easily worth 50 cents a day to me. #topgear
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I cannot contain my excitement for the return of this old friend to the airwaves and iPlayer. #topgear
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Bit torrent: the price is right. #topgear
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but piracy is illegal and bad! #topgear
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Gonna make the fiber connection at work sizzle when this appears. #topgear
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Romeo take me shomewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there'sh left to do ish run
You'll be zhe prinshe and I'll be zhe princshesshhhhhhhhh
It'sh a love shtory baby just shay yeshhhhhhh"
Probably not going to win her a VMA . #snl
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