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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    03:15 PM

    In reply to Toyota Prius Is A "Butt Buddy?"
    Poor Wes, all the "butt" jokes fall his way... The penalty of having such a nice ass... #toyotaprius
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    10:42 AM

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
    In a few days we'll know the reason behind this scam. #bugattiveyron
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    sos10 was starred sos10 was unstarred
    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    10:37 AM

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
    This actually explains why it has Texas plates but isn't in the DPS registry. It has dealer plates. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    08:55 AM

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
    The Veyron looks nothing like a Balloon. #bugattiveyron
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    lilwillie was starred lilwillie was unstarred
    Image of JCWhitless JCWhitless
    11/13/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake

    On behalf of fairness, the film clearly shows the bird being killed.

    Please refrain from throwing the guy under the bus as the Pelican has already been thrown under the Bugatti. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    11/13/09

    @JCWhitless: ... if we play it again it clearly shows the pelican going from the back and to the front... back and to the front... #bugattiveyron
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    Image of evo190 evo190
    11/13/09

    @B1663R: and @JCWhitless are proof you can sound smart and be totally wrong. Are you guys politicians? #bugattiveyron
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    JCWhitless promoted this comment evo190 was starred evo190 was unstarred
    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/13/09

    @B1663R: ROFL! Heart-click. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of JCWhitless JCWhitless
    11/13/09

    @evo190: That all depends on what district you are registered to vote in.

    I could easily side with the guy being a douche, but that may depend on how many votes it will get me.

    /four more years of a star - JC Whitless 2010
    //this message brought to you by the committee to restar JC Whitless, because according to everyone he is totally restarreded. #bugattiveyron
     Reply
    JCWhitless was starred JCWhitless was unstarred
    Image of skierpage skierpage
    11/13/09

    In reply to McLaren MP4-12C Development Video
    "We'll produce a market-leading car in this segment!" I remember when the British were quiet and self-effacing. Whatever they do you know someone will drive it side-by-side with the F1 and declare it lacking in one seat, four cylinders, gold-foil in the engine compartment, and 257 pounds too heavy.

    McLaren's Norman Foster building is one of the most beautiful technical buildings in the world, Veyron guy should have driven into its lake. #mclaren
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/13/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
    "That will be mine one day."

    Sure, mate, and this one's cheaper than usual. #bugattiveyron
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    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    11/13/09

    In reply to $1.6 Million Bugatti Veyron Crashes Into Texas Lake
    Damn. I wish I had so much money that I could smash up a Bugatti and just shrug. I saw one on display in Berlin last month. It was behind a glass wall. No shit. There was even somebody guarding it. You weren't going to get to so much as breathe on this thing.

    One. Million. Euros. For a car. Damn.
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/13/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
    VEYRON GUY: "Yeah, so I'm down here in Galveston checking out real estate... and damn I gotta find about ten houses to flip right now or I'm not gonna be able to afford the next insurance payment on this Lambo - ERR... Veyron."
    BUDDY ON PHONE: "Oh? Any luck?"
    VEYRON GUY: "Hell naaa, the market's not as soft as I thought it would be... damn Texans - resiliant bastards, they are."
    BUDDY: "Well, wh-t're y- g-nna do?"
    VEYRON GUY: "What, my cell signal's breaking up?"
    BUDDY: "I said what're you gonna do, then?"
    V.G.: "Hell I dunno."
    BUDDY: "Dude, just dump the Veyron - I told you the upkeep & insurance would kick your ass."
    V.G.: "How can I dump it? I overpaid for it... I can't get out clean."
    BUDDY: "Well, y- c-d alw-ys...gmph-gblcx"
    V.G.: "WHAT?"
    BUDDY: "I said you could always ...gmph-gblcx -strchhckcjhck. Ha-ha, ha."
    V.G.: "Seriously I can't hear you..."
    BUDDY: "I said: YOU CAN ALWAYS DRIVE IT INTO A LAKE & COLLECT THE INSURANCE MONEY, HAHAHA!"
    V.G.: "Dude, let me try to change batteries on this phone, I think it's going dea.... WOOOOOAHH!!!"
    (***kersplash***)
    BUDDY: "WTF was that?"
    V.G.: "Dude, I just drove into a freakin' lake!"
    BUDDY: "Hey, I was just kidding."
    V.G.: "No really, I just did!"
    BUDDY: "Well, problem solved... make sure you leave the engine running." #bugattiveyron
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    Image of BigHarv BigHarv
    11/13/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
    Is it possible to have schadenfreude overload? #bugattiveyron
     Reply
    BigHarv was starred BigHarv was unstarred
    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    11/13/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
    I know exactly what happened, he was talking on his cell, dropped it, bent down to pick it up, and in that second drifted off the road. #bugattiveyron
     Reply
    dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! was starred dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! was unstarred
    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/13/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
    I think this guy might be the smae guy who wanted his BMW repoed'd-ed. #bugattiveyron
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    FrankGrimes was starred FrankGrimes was unstarred
    Image of powermatic powermatic
    11/13/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
    "That will be mine one day."

    The solemn vow that shaped one Lambo-lovin' young man's future. #bugattiveyron
     Reply
    powermatic was starred powermatic was unstarred
    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    11/13/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
    A Lambo?! The narrator does not deserve a driver's license, let alone a "Lambo" some day. #bugattiveyron
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    Maxichamp was starred Maxichamp was unstarred
    Image of TheGuinnessTooth TheGuinnessTooth
    11/13/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
    Shitty ability at identifying cars and even shittier taste is music. #bugattiveyron
     Reply
    TheGuinnessTooth was starred TheGuinnessTooth was unstarred
    Image of xxpor xxpor
    11/13/09

    @TheGuinnessTooth: I'm sorry, but sublime is awesome #bugattiveyron
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    Image of TheGuinnessTooth TheGuinnessTooth
    11/13/09

    @xxpor: I'm sorry, but this isn't a matter of opinion, but rather fact. Sublime is shit, if they weren't God would have spared that talentless hack of a frontman. #bugattiveyron
     Reply
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