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    Image of loquaciousmusic loquaciousmusic
    02/22/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Top 20 Classic Renault TV Commercials
    Here's a "promo" video for the American GTA:


    Wait for the "full impact of the deck-lid spoiler." Just be careful: you might fall off your chair!


    STERLING METALLIC FTW!

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    02/22/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Top 20 Classic Renault TV Commercials
    I know it's a combination of Renault and AMC products, but this little number from '85 is pretty exciting:


    God, I loved that Grand Wagoneer.

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    02/22/09

    @loquaciousmusic: Good find :)
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    02/22/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Top 20 Classic Renault TV Commercials
    No R-10? This was my first car ever.



    It was a tank compared the Dauphine.

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    Image of Armand Armand
    02/22/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: I don't want to be rude, but that falls under the heading of "damnation by faint praise;" next to the Dauphine, a beer can is built like a tank.
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    02/22/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Top 20 Classic Renault TV Commercials
    Anyone who does not first click on the 2002 Megane commercial is un-American. Er, I mean, well...
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/22/09

    @mechimike: This is the only Magane ad worth wathching...
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    02/22/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Top 20 Classic Renault TV Commercials
    How the hell can anyone not include this ad,in a Renault ad thread?


    I know Renault made mainly crap car,but the ad's were good...

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    02/22/09

    @layabout hunting Cerbera: Another classic just completely ignored...



    This is all without mentioning the "Papa,Nicole" series of ad's.
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    02/22/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Top 20 Classic Renault TV Commercials
    Who compiled this list ?
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    layabout was starred layabout was unstarred
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    02/22/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Top 20 Classic Renault TV Commercials
    What the f**k! No R5 GT Turbo advert or Renault 5 "What's yours called" ad's,absolute philistine!
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    02/22/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Top 20 Classic Renault TV Commercials
    Renault Avantime


    And Renault Vel Satis.


    More mentalist cars which prefer fromage, wave the white flag all too easily and betray all the signs of primate origin.

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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/22/09

    @Rust-MyEnemy: Shame it's an Avantime,the idea is good the reality is a nightmare. Slow,unreliable & depreciate like Woolworths. The engine was far better used in the Clio V6 mk2 (the mk1 was a pig to drive)
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    02/22/09

    @layabout hunting Cerbera: Yeah, yet more proof that a car doesn't have to be good to appeal to me. I mean, I still quite fancy an Orion 1600E.


    What?!!

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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/22/09

    @Rust-MyEnemy: An Orion 1600E , the one with the leather interior? Now we're talking! Way better than the common Ghia.
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    02/22/09

    @layabout hunting Cerbera: I think of it as an Orion XR3 and a half, but with leather.


    You could also argue that your car was built by Tickford!

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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    02/22/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Top 20 Classic Renault TV Commercials
    The 21 advert was from '89 /'90.


    Also, there is a '91 21 1.7 lives two doors away from me. I would do a DOTS special if it weren't for the fact that it sucks major dick.

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    02/22/09

    @Rust-MyEnemy: James Bond in a Renault 11 was the best advertising they could get...
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    02/22/09

    @layabout hunting Cerbera: Yeah, I'd like to hear what the NCAP side-impact measuring people would have said to that!


    2nd favourite Bond movie, btw.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/22/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Top 20 Classic Renault TV Commercials
    This much mega could lead to widespread hospitalization. And I sit here totally defenseless: no beret, no Gauloise, no horizontally striped long sleeved T-shirt, not even a mime to shove into the line of fire.


    Must resist the urges: pain et chocolate at the boulangerie, camembert et burgundy, pentanque et Pernod, Tour de France, la belle Marie...


    Alright, I'm ready for my R5 turbo, the Alpine, the Bagheera, the R17 Gordini, maintenant monsieur.

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    Image of Armand Armand
    02/22/09

    @Van Sarockin: Join ze dark side, mon ami! One of my friends keeps finding old Peugeots that he thinks I should buy. I'd love to, but I know it would ruin me-- Old French cars are usually cheap to buy, but they can be expensive to run; besides the parts that have to get shipped from the Old Country, you have to factor in the cost of pack after pack of Gauloises and vin ordinaire (cheap red wine) by the case.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/22/09

    @Armand Bengle: Well, if your offer can equal or exceed a good condition 405 STi and off-brand Chateauneuf, we might have a deal. You might also have to spot me packs of Pall Mall straights. I'll need them to cushion my teeth when I'm spitting invectives.
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    Image of Armand Armand
    02/22/09

    @Van Sarockin: Dude, my friend is getting a rust-free 403 wagon, and he found 2 rust-free 403 sedans and a pile of parts big enough to get them running in the same guy's yard. This seriously tempted me. Then, yesterday, he tells me he's found a running, driving, rust-free 404-- Do I want it?

    Do I want it?!? Is he kidding?
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/22/09

    @Armand Bengle: Almost enough lights. Mount the bogie wheels to the door handles and you're good to go.


    My F1 at Monaco sure has changed over the years! Must have been the year both Honda and Porsche had their factory teams, and took all the attention away from Volvo's entry.

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    Image of sos10 sos10
    02/22/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Top 20 Classic Renault TV Commercials
    The 1999 MTV Clio clip"Get up ahh" is a classic. But my fav is 1961 Dauphine ad.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/22/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Top 20 Classic Renault TV Commercials
    The going-around-corners scene from the '84 Encore ad brought back some amusing memories of Clarkson's Giant Panda.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/09/09

    In reply to 2009 Renault Clio Refreshed For Geneva
    Coming soon to the Geneva Motor show: The new Renault Cliché. Now with 15% more uniqueness!
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/09/09

    In reply to 2009 Renault Clio Refreshed For Geneva
    This is really a car for the ladies as many men have a lot of trouble locating the Clio. In fact, many men don't even believe that the Clio exists.


    That being said, women always know where their Clio is, and lots of ladies will go straight to their Clio after a hard day at the office, or even in the middle of a romantic movie.


    Many women love their Clio, and aren't ashamed to stroke it through the gears. The Clio, being pert and responsive, reacts to the slightest flick of the wheel, or jab at the accelerator with a ripple of movement and a gush speed. An experienced woman can control her Clio as though they were one, giving just the right inputs that climax in a burst of speed and waves of miles beneath them.


    Of course, such gratification comes at a cost, and after such a session, both Clio and driver are pretty much spent.


    At least that's what I read in Penthouse Car Forum.

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/09/09

    @graverobber: Jay Wert Hacked my Sig!: While I tend to agree with your synopsis, when it comes to womens cars its the mythical Gear-Shift Poking Out of Transmission that man has spent centuries, if not minutes looking for.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/09/09

    In reply to 2009 Renault Clio Refreshed For Geneva
    New Renault Clio GT is easily recognizable from the rear thanks to its twin exhaust tailpipes and lip spoiler.


    They want to be sure people know what kind of car you are driving as you run away.

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