Do Not Front on My Brabus, Nor Should You Front upon Mein Bruce: Claus …

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We like Claus Ettenberger, a man who can rock a Hugo Boss cap without irony, and will complete a cross-country rally as fast as possible simply to have time to shower, say hello to his family and then head up to Ventura to play fu ball. As an official installer of all things Brabus and AC Schnitzer, not to mention…

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Bullrun '06: Party With Me Punker: San Diego Edition

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If you want to blast across the country, you can do it for as little as the cost of gasoline, accomodations, coffee and any incidental repairs and speeding tickets you may incur. If you wanna do it on the Bullrun, you've gotta pony up 14k. As an embedded journalist, we were provided with two nights of accomodations,…

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Mach Freunden Mit Dein Schnell: A Post to Pacify Wert

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We're not sure if TeeVee Wert really wanted to go on the Bullrun, as he made some namby-pamby excuse about being stuck at some Ferrari party because he needed to impress some girl and dragged Austin with him, thus leaving the fully-awesome Skiny without Jalopnik pals to hang out with in Detroit (note to people in…

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Claus Ettenberger: Teutonic Butterfly Sadist

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Reportedly, this particular Brabus-tuned CLS was the #1 killer of members of order lepidoptera in the American Southwest on July 27th, 2006. Claus Ettenberger may be adept at avoiding American police agencies, but when Judgement Day comes, he's gonna have to answer to the butterflies.

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