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    Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
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    Image of ozyran ozyran
    05/27/09

    In reply to Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
    That is the cooliest, yet most horrificly ugly car I've ever seen. Pure awesomeness!
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    05/27/09

    @ozyran: I meant to say "coolest".
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    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    05/28/09

    @ozyran: 'Cooliest' is good. Think of it as meaning 'most like a Chinese peasant'.
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    05/27/09

    In reply to Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
    In the olden days, the UK advert for the 2CV ran


    "A 2CV travelling at 60mph will easily outpace a Ferrari travelling at 50mph"


    Might be time to revisit that one.

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    Image of sos10 sos10
    05/26/09

    In reply to Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
    Again,

    i want to see and hear the rest of that Ferrari with the 2CV engine...
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/26/09

    In reply to Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
    I don't care for the starfish wheels, but apart from that, it's righteous and funny at the same time.


    Ferrari 2CV Express.

    When it absolutely, positively has to be there NOW.

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    Image of sos10 sos10
    05/26/09

    In reply to Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
    So what did they do with the remaining parts? THAT sounds ay more extreme to me.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    05/26/09

    In reply to Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
    I am doing the math right now, but it looks like, via Los Jalopnikos formula, this even beats the basement-built Lamborghini. Wow.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    05/26/09

    In reply to Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
    Congratulations, you've managed to make a Ferrari ugly and a 2CV uglier: two things I believed impossible.
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    05/26/09

    @Tanshanomi: Are you seriously contending the F355, one of the most heralded cars in recent Ferrari history, the car which is credited with bringing Ferrari into the modern era, the car considered a high water mark for Italian styling of the era, is ugly? I don't even know you.


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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    05/27/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: No, if you read my post, I said I thought making an F355 ugly was impossible. Stock, they're awesome. But putting a 2CV body on it? Yea, that does it.
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    05/29/09

    @Tanshanomi: Ohp, reading comprehension FTL.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    05/26/09

    In reply to Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
    You guys need to go through the archives and find the Top XX most Jalopnik vehicles of all time.


    I'm thinking this, the Ferrari-powered mid-engine wagon, Sneaky Pete, the e39-amino, GSX-amino, Busamino, Hayabusa-Smart, etc...


    It's a pageview goldmine. Maybe you could run a Fantasy Garage* style thing to narrow it down to a champion.


    *C'mon, bring it back. That was one of my favorite features here.

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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    05/26/09

    In reply to Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
    Just for reference, this car scores around 305 points on the Jalop-o-meter. In other words, off the chart.


    [jalopnik.com]

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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    05/26/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: Did you figure cupholders into the final calculation?
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    05/26/09

    In reply to Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
    Oh, and I really hope they swing through Maranello and watch people's jaws drop open.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
    A true thoroughbreadvan. Perfect for scrambling a basket of eggs.
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    Image of ptmeyer84 ptmeyer84
    05/26/09

    In reply to Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
    A combo of the best from France and Italy. I am speechless.....
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    05/26/09

    @ptmeyer84 - Prancing Moose Edition: Those Italians have pretty good bread too. They like to go fast also.


    Logically, 1+1= Citrarri Bread Van.

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/26/09

    In reply to Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
    Mr. Strolling Player, are you paying attention?
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/26/09

    In reply to Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
    Wow. That... that's sexy, that is.


    Not quite sexy to the point that I'd make love to it... but maybe I just have higher standards: I prefer girls.


    It's amazing how it kind of ends up looking a lot like a Se7en...

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    Image of elargentino elargentino
    05/26/09

    In reply to Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
    Amazing, but it begs the question for the rest of us... What would you put on top of that Ferrari platform? A beetle, a mini, a nano, a Jeep.. a jeep... that would be awesome... super low and wide
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    05/26/09

    @elargentino: If you're going for an ultimate sleeper setup, probably something like this:
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/26/09

    @elargentino: '84 Fiero...
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