We all grew up reveling Walker: Texas Ranger as the standard in action entertainment. Or was it just stoners watching the Hallmark channel between classes? Whatever, remember that badass silver Dodge that Chuck Norris drove in the show? Ram's brought it back! Kinda. Actually, I think, unintentionally.
Remember Jean-Claude Van Damme's split between two Volvo trucks, the ad that wasn't computer generated but an actual stunt? Well, Chuck Norris splitting between two Lockheed C-5 Galaxy with a squad of special forces on top of his hat is CGI. But that doesn't matter, because if Chuck wanted, Chuck would totally do it.
One of our readers spotted this Toyota truck in his hometown of Chattanooga, Tenn. Nothing says, "America, Chuck Yeah!" like a picture of Chuck Norris on the tailgate of a truck.
Chuck Norris turned 70 last week. Rumor has it he bought himself a Nissan GT-R for his birthday because, frankly, they're so much alike. Here's how:
When Spiro Pappas plants his foot in this, the sickest Camaro ever, the car doesn't run a 6-second quarter mile, but rather pulls a Chuck Norris and may actually spin the Earth backwards.