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    2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
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    Image of segfault segfault
    02/18/09

    In reply to 2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
    You'll be glad to know that the new 300 will have available side impact airbags. Umm, say what? "Available" is manufacturer speak for "it's optional." When every other sedan has them standard?
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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    02/18/09

    @segfault: Most still are optional.
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    Image of Shadowlayer Shadowlayer
    02/18/09

    In reply to 2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
    That must be the chessiest official photo ever...
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    02/18/09

    In reply to 2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
    Too bad the power point slide makes it like Chrysler spent all of three minutes on the redesign. I'm sure they spent a good quarter of an hour on it, and now those designers wont get the credit they deserve.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
    thanks fellers.


    oh.. new chrysler 300...um awesome!

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
    You'd think they could at least fit the text inside the auto-shape starburst thing.
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    Image of BMWer BMWer
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
    Bland, boring, ugly, a rectangular prism with wheels and lights, unimaginative, uninspiring, un-revolutionary....

    well actually horrible, unfit to exist and so deserving of failure and bankruptcy. How does Chrysler think these vehicles demonstrate any kind of advancement or improvement, or make the case for getting more money? Can't someone disconnect the life support already?
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/17/09

    @BMWer: My guess is that they're angling mor for sepuku or Death-by-Cop, more than they want to go the mercy killing route.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/17/09

    @BMWer: Bland, boring, ugly, a rectangular prism with wheels and lights, unimaginative, uninspiring, un-revolutionary....


    This isn't a Toyota, friend.

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    Image of bzr bzr
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
    HI! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE NEW CHRYSLER 300!...
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/17/09

    @bzr is creeped out by Honda ads in general: I, for one, didn't see it coming. You sucker-punched me with a laugh, sir, and I thank you for it.
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    Image of number9ine number9ine
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
    C'mon Builder Bob, you can't even show your lackeys the proper form of an ellipsis? It's (...), not (....). Shit. I assumed you were all ivy-league, dude.


    All comments aside about how Chrysler and its product are in the bog, I'm more than a little nauseous at the fact that Powerpoint is being used to shill their crude renderings with starbursts and badly-masked JD Power awards. Read Tufte and learn how to sell your visuals, then we'll talk about a cut of my tax dollars. Until then, this reeks of something pinched off by the chocolate pentastar.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/17/09

    @number9ine: Namechecking Tufte? Impressive. Now I have to clickety you.


    Now, as to the extra decimal in the ellipsis, that only shows how they are just pouring on the extra content, going the xtra mile. It's all about the value-added now, baby. And what does that spell? KWALITY!

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
    @Pessimippopotamus Parkingtonius:



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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
    This is so 1989.
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    02/17/09

    @Pessimippopotamus Parkingtonius: Hey now, 1989 was awesome!


    As for the Chrysler.. Good looking, but I prefer the current rendition.

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    Image of bzr bzr
    02/18/09

    @Pessimippopotamus Parkingtonius: 1989...you mean, a year when Chrysler was actually profitable? Yep, sounds pretty retro to me.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
    The good news: It's obvious that none of the bailout money was shoveled into making this presentation.


    The bad news: They couldn't recognize good design it it walked up to them and tore their Truck Nutz clean off.


    As a low dollar freshening of the 300, this isn't so bad. It accentuates the gangster gunboat look, and sort of channels a rotated airflow grille theme. Didn't do too much damage. And the interior looks comfy and presentable. It should sell fine, if they can keep their nose above water and they have some engines for when fuel prices spike again.

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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
    This is where you guys tell us this is a joke, right?


    Seriously... please.

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
    I like it alot less than the current one. At least the current one has some semblance of character. This one just looks bloated and generic.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
    PSSS- TTAC is streaming the GM Press conference live right now.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    02/17/09

    @Schm-san, SHO-time, fo-SHO.: ok, Jp-nik has it now. Nvrmnd.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Chrysler 300C: Imaginary Hotness
    Because more exclamation marks! and gold explosion bubbles = increased profitability! You know they're serious! because they are enthusiastic! about it!
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/17/09

    @Deartháir: oh if only it were possible to double jalopnik™ brand friendship heart
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/17/09

    @damnelantra™: You'd both have two already.


    Hey! You got a Birthday Star! Congrats, man!

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/17/09

    @Fluffy, Pushbroom: damnelantra™ didn't have one already?? An oversight of the most grievous nature.


    As I said earlier, they need to give me the ability to hand out gold stars. I'll take care of all these silly oversights.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/17/09

    @damnelantra™: Oh and happy birthday, man. :)
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    02/17/09

    @damnelantra™: Jesus, why had I not ♥-clicked you yet?! Talk about grievous oversights...
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    02/17/09

    @Deartháir: @RegalRegalia is the AntiChrysler: Not a Chrysler, but I've had two '89 Fords in the past couple of years.


    I do like 1980s cars though. Before the chrome turned to the plastic of the 90s.

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