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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/06/09

    In reply to First "My Name Is Ram: My Tank Is Full" Ad, For Real
    Remids me of "the road" ad from What Women Want. That was also overwrought and corny. #chrysler
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    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/05/09

    In reply to My Name Is Irony
    I wonder how much it cost them to fly the helicopter out there to put the truck up on the rock? #lolcars
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/05/09

    In reply to My Name Is Irony
    All I want to know is why he feels compelled to try & go over that rock in the first place, when he's got like 50 square miles of flat ground around him. #lolcars
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    11/05/09

    In reply to My Name Is Irony
    Why the hell not? My dad's VW could do this. My 4x2 Toy could do this.

    It's time for a new boilerplate: Do not lawyer up. #lolcars
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/05/09

    In reply to My Name Is Irony
    Hey I complained about this first! #lolcars
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    Image of I was drivin' that Model A I was drivin' that Model A
    11/05/09

    In reply to My Name Is Irony
    Looks like someone needs glasses if they can't avoid a rock this size in the middle of what appears to be a snowy lake bed. #lolcars
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    Image of LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off! LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off!
    11/05/09

    In reply to My Name Is Irony
    It should read...

    "Do not Laugh" #lolcars
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    LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off! was starred LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off! was unstarred
    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    11/05/09

    In reply to My Name Is Irony
    That is the weakest donut attempt I've ever seen. #lolcars
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    11/05/09

    In reply to My Name Is Irony
    It's been bothering me everytime I sign on- where did the little commenter blurbs that appeared on the sides of posts go?

    I liked those- can we have them back? #lolcars
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/05/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I agree; I liked them too. #lolcars
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    Image of jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware
    11/05/09

    In reply to My Name Is Irony
    I thought that was a silly shot anyhow. Why did the ad men let this go into the final cut after the lawyers had done their thing. #lolcars
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    11/05/09

    In reply to My Name Is Irony
    I'm calling bullsh*t on this.

    Stopped because the truck drove on a rock? They placed a disclaimer.

    I think this is an excuse by Chrysler because it was so lame.

    Some exec was like: "perfect, now we can pull this sh*t ad!"

    Someone needs to run over there and slap the hell out of Chrysler. Make them think twice about advertising like this. And that advertising firm needs better writers. #lolcars
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    11/05/09

    In reply to My Name Is Irony
    Sad Ram is sad. #lolcars
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    11/05/09

    In reply to First "My Name Is Ram: My Tank Is Full" Ad, For Real
    In The Wrestler, Mickey Rourke plays Randy "The Ram" Robinson, a wrestler who is passed his prime. During the movie he has a heart attack which requires coronary bypass surgery and is told not to wrestle or take steroids anymore. He attempts to reconcile with his daughter, but screws that all up, and endeavors to have a relationship with his favorite stripper, but she also rejects him. So without any hope, he reschedules a previously cancelled match with an old arch-nemesis, the "Ayatollah".

    The day arrives for the match and before the bout the stripper unexpectedly arrives and apologizes and asked him not to wrestle for the sake of his health. The Ram explains that the only place he belongs is in the ring, because in the real world there is pain. During the fight, with the "Ayatollah", "The Ram" begins suffering from chest pain caused by angina, but fights thru the pain. As the match continues the pain because more severe and the Ayatollah suspects something is wrong asks Randy to pin him. At the very end of the movie "The Ram" climbs up on the turnbuckle to deliver his signature head butt move called the "Ram Jam", He his brought to tears because he knows he is doomed and also because of the cheering crowd, so he salutes, and he leaps from the ropes and then the screen cuts to black implying that he dies.

    I think there may be an analogy here. #chrysler
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    Image of SloW8 SloW8
    11/05/09

    @Flathead Smith: Thanks for ruining that one. Coulda had a spoiler alert. Jeesh... #chrysler
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    Image of Who's A Toaster!!?? Who's A Toaster!!??
    11/05/09

    @SloW8:
    Yeah, but he saved you $6.00 at Blockbuster. Now, does anyone know how the Watchman ends? I want to rent that one, maybe Mr. Flathead can ruin that one too. #chrysler
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    11/05/09

    In reply to First "My Name Is Ram" Ad: My Tank Is Full...
    I can't help but imagine how perfect it would be if only Leonard Nimoy were narrating.

    #startrek
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    11/05/09


    My name is Ram. And my tank is full. #chrysler
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    Image of mercury_marine mercury_marine
    11/05/09

    In reply to First "My Name Is Ram" Ad: My Tank Is Full...
    I am...embarrassed for Chrysler. I am...sure this particular poetry style has been done before. I am...bored. #chrysler
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