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    How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?

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    Image of Thrashy, perpetual Minardi Thrashy, perpetual Minardi
    07/31/09

    In reply to How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?
    I think that Saint Colin of Hethel would argue that chicken-wire would have been a much better design decision.

    Not that Saint Colin would have anything to do with a PT Cruiser in the first place...
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    P161911 now with M POWER! promoted this comment Thrashy, perpetual Minardi was starred Thrashy, perpetual Minardi was unstarred
    Image of skitter skitter
    07/31/09

    @Thrashy* has an asterisk, does that count?: I pray St. Colin to giveth unto me, but he only taketh away.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    07/31/09

    In reply to How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?

    Maybe they're just starting in the wrong place. Please conduct your ocular extremities to the rearmost vehicle.
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    Image of UglyDuckCar UglyDuckCar
    07/31/09

    In reply to How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?
    An acquaintance of mine has a convertible one that's heavily modified. It's pushing somewhere a little bit past 300 whp which I'm amazed that the drivetrain can even handle it. It may not be jalop to you but I get this vibe from it, a "I don't care what you think, I'm just balls crazy car" kind of vibe.

    I guess when we team together (caliber and pt cruiser convertible) we're the most jalop hated car buddies on the road :D
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    beercheck - Commentin' Dirty promoted this comment UglyDuckCar was starred UglyDuckCar was unstarred
    Image of harumph harumph
    07/31/09

    In reply to How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?
    The terms "Dream" and "PT Cruiser" are mutually exclusive.
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    Dr.Danger owns the city turkeys promoted this comment harumph was starred harumph was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    07/31/09

    In reply to How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?
    My computer, when I put it together a year and a half ago, was a moderately awesome gaming rig. Six months out of date, really, but I got good deals on all the components.

    You're probably thinking that I'm going to make some comment about how it's no longer relevant, it's outdated, it's a pile of crap.

    But that's not where I was going with this.

    The guts of that machine - motherboard, dual-core CPU, three-generations-old once-high-end video card, etc. - are the PT's turbo motor. It might not be hung like a horse, but it gets the job done quick.

    No, the old case I had it in was the real analogy here. It was from about 1998, and had originally housed a 300 MHz Celeron system, but had been cruelly hacked and modified over the years.
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    07/31/09


    @FP - in black for the Jezebel Nine: And this is that case.
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    Image of UglyDuckCar UglyDuckCar
    07/31/09

    @FP - in black for the Jezebel Nine:
    300 mhz celeron system?! jesus what was the card used back then? the geforce 2? 1998, rainbow six for the pc came out then, but I didn't get it until 1999, still those were the days...
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    FP - in black for the Jezebel Nine promoted this comment UglyDuckCar was starred UglyDuckCar was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    07/31/09

    @FP - in black for the Jezebel Nine: Did Jezebel puke on it?
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    FP - in black for the Jezebel Nine promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    07/31/09

    @UglyDuckCar: Heh, no, the GeForce2 was from 2000 onward... they still made 'em by '03, though, 'cos I got one for free out of a god-awful P4 system of that vintage that I'm still using today as a backup card (ran it in my mother's computer for a while, then in my spare machine at the time... now it's mainly used for testing).

    I don't remember what the Celery had. Probably onboard i810, maybe a 2MB PCI card, a Trio3D or something.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    07/31/09

    @Shamoononon, Vampire Grater: I tried to make it as ugly as possible. You can't see most of the matte pink.
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    Image of bradleysoken bradleysoken
    07/31/09

    In reply to How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?
    this is why i love jalopnik and top gear, they are always answering the important questions
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    Mad_Science promoted this comment bradleysoken was starred bradleysoken was unstarred
    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    07/31/09

    In reply to How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?
    In the modern idiom of automotive design, we take our bling where we can find it. This grill is head-and-shoulders more attractive than a set of chromed spinners...
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    Image of BobFraggle BobFraggle
    07/31/09

    In reply to Chrysler Flip-Flops, Announces PT Cruiser Will Remain In Production
    My God, kill this damnable park bench on wheels. Please Fiat, kill the PT and bring me a 500 Abarth. I will forgive all if this comes to pass.
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    UDMan promoted this comment BobFraggle was starred BobFraggle was unstarred
    Image of UDMan UDMan
    07/31/09

    @BobFraggle: Unless you haven't been paying attention, the Telouca Assy Plant, where the PT Cruiser is made, will be the plant for all North American Fiat 500's. It will take at least 24 months to make the 500 compatible for North America....... insert your thoughts here now....
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    UDMan was starred UDMan was unstarred
    Image of SuperVette....Chevette SuperVette....Chevette
    07/31/09

    In reply to How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?
    You know what isn't relevent anymore?

    Dodge/Chrysler
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    Dr.Danger owns the city turkeys promoted this comment SuperVette....Chevette was starred SuperVette....Chevette was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    07/31/09

    In reply to How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?
    The cover pic almost made me think you guys took the grill of a Bentley. If you squint.
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    07/31/09

    In reply to How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?
    I only came over here because I thought this was going to be like one of those 'guess how many Jelly Beans are in the jar' type contests and we'd get some sweet Jalopnik swag for getting closest to the actual weight.

    That is one excessively beefy grille for such a powder puff car.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    07/31/09

    In reply to How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?
    smash...smash....smash...
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    Image of layabout layabout
    07/31/09

    @Dr.Danger owns the city turkeys: Aaaagghhhhh! That has to be the best 14 seconds of the day for me............die Cruiser die!
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    Image of bzr bzr
    07/31/09

    In reply to How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?
    "its current straits." Sheesh, who's running this joint here?

    /pedantic Writing major (aka, that guy).
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    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    07/31/09

    @bzr: I've become so accustomed to such mistakes that I missed this one.

    /B.A. in English, B.A. in print journalism, technical writer for a living.
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    bzr promoted this comment Joshuman was starred Joshuman was unstarred
    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    07/31/09

    @bzr: Don't profread two much...you mite loose ur mind.
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    Image of drewdrawshashtags drewdrawshashtags
    07/31/09

    In reply to How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?
    That car has aged less gracefully than Meg Ryan. Cute for a fleeting moment, then shows up with giant lips.

    Kill it please Fiat.
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    Image of ThreeLitre ThreeLitre
    07/31/09

    @DrewComments2.0: Yes. And please replace it with the 500 EM edition (Elle Macpherson). That'll be the drop-top model.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    07/31/09

    @DrewComments2.0: So it's wrong that i'd still tap Meg Ryan? then you'll think it's really messed up that i'd still tap Farrah Fawcett..........
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    07/31/09

    In reply to How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?
    ::barf::
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